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[–]Vidar34214 points215 points216 points 7 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Statistically speaking, with violence.
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[–]dontlike-hotz46 points47 points48 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Beat! What a punchline😂
[–]Profligate-Prophet27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Beat #metoo it
[–]Shadowspider487 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Underrated comment.
[–]tw-1234a19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!
[–]PorkBomber11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
B...B...But wahmen are peace loving, innocent, harmless, gentle angels! /s
[–]Yashugan001 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
and divorce
[–]goat-of-mendes0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But who gets fucked over in a lesbian divorce? Do they find some random man to ruin?
[–]Yashugan000 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the accepted answer by a "reasonable" woman is: Find The Nearest Man.
So it's contextual,
[–]verynormalsimple0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good to know, If they're always right you just have to block the right jab and you're golden.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Citation?
[–]Vidar340 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here's an article: https://www.advocate.com/crime/2014/09/04/2-studies-prove-domestic-violence-lgbt-issue
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr75 points76 points77 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
They don't. Just passive aggressive shit until the butch starts hitting his bitch around
[–]tekkeX_37 points38 points39 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
beat around the butch
[–]wwstewart7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey, hey...they gotta be tough. I hear they take a lickin' and keep on tickin'...
[–]PleaseComeCorrect0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Welp, damn near shit myself. Well done.
[–]xMB990 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do they both get a pussy pass?
[–]sevententhsahuman28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They scissor fight
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Two scissors can't cut it
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[–]TerminalVelocity0634 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OUTSTANDING MOVE
[–]LiveTheTruth3212 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But someone has to take a beating
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They don't.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/lesbian-couples-more-likely-divorced-male-same-sex-marriages-uk-ons-figures-a8006741.html
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[–]brother_dreadly1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You beat me to it.
[–]LiveTheTruth321-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me three or should I say #metoo?
[–]Shadowthrice15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same as with men: whoever is the most aggressive and unreasonable, wins.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If lesbians are not sexually attracted to men, why do they use dildos?
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If lesbians are not sexually attracted to men, why do they look like, and hook up with women, who look like men?
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because their daddy had a real strap-on.
[–]SOA67810 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
First one to put a strap on wins
[–]ManyRoadLessTraveled5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Happy wife happy life, but which one?
[–]flashloch4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
one of the two girls must identify as a man to settle an argument.
They find the nearest man and put the blame on him.
[–]NickTesla20181 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Clam jam!
[–]cilantromakesmepuke0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Scissors quivers!
[–]TheReidman0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bumping donuts!
[–]davisyoung0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Twat fraught!
[–]NickTesla20180 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Who down votes clam jam ?!
[–]cilantromakesmepuke0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Must be some marine life protection activists./s
[–]ReV_DeatH2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Clearly one isn't a "woman".
[–]AntiAbleism0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They beat that ass!
[–]redveinlover0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And what do they do with all those sandwiches? No wonder most of them look like The Penguin in dickies and tank tops.
[–]xiaoxiao120 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If women are always right, why do most of them vote left?
[–]NickTesla20180 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
With a fist? Zing!
Fight to the death, obviously.
[–]Vergil3870 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They never do. They just keep escalating it until one of them loses their temper and the other just decides to shut up do to fear of use of violence.
Source: I see it happen all the time in public
[–]Omfgmobilesucks0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The same way they both get 75% of everything in the divorce
[–]heightdiscrimination0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The bigger, stronger lesbian wins.
[–]BlackFallout0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They beat the shit out of each other.
[–]rongy_dringus0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
By playing paper, scissoring, rock
They annihilate each other, like two Chuck Norris's occupying the same universe.
[–]RabidRoosters0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They scissor....or something.
more specifically what happens when they divorce? who gets screwed?
[–]CommanderHeMan0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In the movies I’ve seen, they fight and then start eating each other out.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women are exceptionally rarely right.
[–]Pimozv-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Isn't there necessarily one of them that is more feminine than the other?
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