Poor Greg

schemadrome · 2019-03-11T11:04:38+00:00

I had reason to cry when my younger sister started dating one of my homeys. That's how he vanished from my life.

PDaddyXXX · 2019-03-11T10:50:17+00:00

Greg killed himself two years later. He never found peace in marriage so he found it in death.

DangZagnut · 2019-03-11T10:58:17+00:00

With this ring, I thee dead.

debanked · 2019-03-11T11:04:23+00:00

Two mens lives were ruined that night

amer215 · 2019-03-11T12:25:24+00:00

After Greg was divorced by Karen and she took their 2 kids, Greg couldent pay child support so Greg went into hiding, and left his children money in his will when they become independent. Fuck Karen.

frankmarlowe · 2019-03-11T13:59:19+00:00

Marriages, much like funerals, are where we dress up in our finest to mourn the loss of a loved one and pretend they're in a "better place"

FrancoGamerxz · 2019-03-11T11:15:08+00:00

FaAlt · 2019-03-11T18:59:58+00:00

That's the truth man. I have lost every single one of my friends to them getting married.

I don't mind being single, but I wish I had more single friends. That's almost impossible to find them in your 30's.

Minko11 · 2019-03-11T13:07:12+00:00

In hindsight, this is what I should have said at my brother's wedding 😔

2019-03-11T10:48:45+00:00

Technically the truth

rejac218 · 2019-03-11T13:59:56+00:00

Game over, man! Game over!

rejac218 · 2019-03-11T13:39:37+00:00

Don't do it, Greg! Run!

JerryNewton7 · 2019-03-11T13:46:00+00:00

Do they play "Highway to Hell" in weddings??

Shadowthrice · 2019-03-11T17:34:13+00:00

This is how it is. I've had several friends get married, and then their wives cut off all their old friends...like me.

MesaBoogeyMan · 2019-03-11T14:19:13+00:00

The government thanks you for your decision.

moneybeatslooks · 2019-03-11T16:26:27+00:00

Four Weddings, Four funerals.

TheObelisk · 2019-03-11T13:10:24+00:00

That's honestly what it's like. My best friend got married and i've seen him like 2 or 3 times since then.

Jabronskyi · 2019-03-11T12:23:34+00:00

Why, Greg? WHY?

tymayfeld · 2019-03-11T20:13:45+00:00

Exactly how i feel every time one of my friends gets a girlfriend. They start to see me less and less until it is nothing more than talking to me over the internet once a week...god I hate women

MrNutsackEyes · 2019-03-11T16:57:56+00:00

Congratulations! You’re now ready to lose half your shit to an ungrateful bitch!

randomgamerguy1997 · 2019-03-11T17:03:25+00:00

Poor Greg

Paladin2903 · 2019-03-12T01:17:29+00:00

Looking back, this is what I should’ve said at my brother’s wedding, about 13 years ago. The guy has never been the same since.

He used to be “the man,” the life of the party, always went out and had a few beers with me and the boys.

Then he married some uppity cunt and has two tiny dogs, and turned into a pussy that never goes anywhere and is only concerned with his and hers home improvement projects, and keeping the house looking like a mausoleum.

He basically stopped caring or calling. Now I only see him at family parties, and there’s really nothing ever to talk about.

Rest In Peace to my brother. Although still on Earth, he’s a completely different guy. Basically a stranger to me.

Did_I_Die · 2019-03-12T01:48:08+00:00

"Happier than a man on his wedding day...."

wadmeup · 2019-03-12T02:04:03+00:00

I think I saw this same joke on a T-shirt at a small-town gift shop

somber_smiles · 2019-03-11T13:50:32+00:00

F he was my best friend...

2019-03-11T23:41:37+00:00

LOL! True story. The kids/incels won't get it but the real MGTOWs will.

68397030 · 2019-03-11T20:14:31+00:00

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Title	Poor Greg
Author	e7IDestiny
Upvotes	3157
Comments	70
Date	March 11, 2019 10:47 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/azrz6g/poor_greg/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/poor-greg.500288 https://theredarchive.com/post/500288

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F he was my best friend...