Quote:

"We have sex maybe once or twice per month. When we do it its not very good tbh. I'm allowed only 2 positions, standard missionary or her on top. My favorite position is doggy, but she doesn't like that so we don't do it. And it has to be between a 30 minute to 1 hour window, after she wakes up on a Saturday or Sunday morning. If I don't happen to wake up during this time, I'm SOL for the week."

Never ceases to amaze me just how whipped men are these days.

I think they must be putting soy in the water supply.