Q:"Why aren't you married?"

H1v3-m1nd · 2019-01-25T15:30:53+00:00

“Because I’m 16 you creepy pedo”

tramese · 2019-01-25T17:34:27+00:00

"just lucky i guess"

nsfsf · 2019-01-25T15:30:53+00:00

Backstory:

A colleague at work responded with this when asked why he wasn't married. I thought his response was brilliant.

Older_Miggy · 2019-01-25T16:49:14+00:00

A: because I have better things to do.

Q: like what?

A: like..... anything.

jkarovskaya · 2019-01-25T16:01:46+00:00

When people at work who you don't know very well ask you about dating or marriage, it's a smart thing as a MGTOW to deflect and change the subject.

lifeonvacation · 2019-01-25T16:04:19+00:00

I’m too smart to make such a mistake

TVTestPattern · 2019-01-25T16:42:21+00:00

Because I'm not insane.

Sol_Install · 2019-01-25T17:46:03+00:00

Because I am insecure in my masculinity and fear independent women. =)

MiddleAgedMGTOW · 2019-01-25T17:54:02+00:00

A: been there, done that. Twice. Not going back.

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-01-25T18:03:34+00:00

MGTOW and my own parents as well as my dad's brother's marriage. He was married to a full blown malignant narcissist.

Also Im not going to be in a relationship because society tells me I need to. Im fine with being with myself.

super__herb · 2019-01-25T20:52:42+00:00

A: "I can't afford it. Financially and emotionally."

sphinx2626 · 2019-01-25T18:20:26+00:00

Wont be getting married until family law is reformed. Easy peazy lemon fuck you.

I-am-the-lul · 2019-01-26T00:07:18+00:00

A: "And deny a woman her right to remain strong and independent by making her enter into a patriarchal institution designed to reduce women to chattel? I call that misogyny".

CJPC28 · 2019-01-25T18:04:50+00:00

If a girl ask, ill say, i havent found the right woman yet. If a guy ask, ill make sure he google Mgtow, and watch youtube mgtow videos, and ill redpill the fuck out of him.

rooster-one4 · 2019-01-25T19:36:05+00:00

A: I have to wash my hair

Blissbynature · 2019-01-25T20:07:59+00:00

Because my brain works.

nigelh · 2019-01-25T21:07:33+00:00

Been there. Done it. Not again thank you.

TheKelticWolf · 2019-01-26T00:03:12+00:00

“Meh.”

Blueu2 · 2019-01-26T04:26:26+00:00

“Just lucky I guess.”

Roissy said that one.

13GOLGO13 · 2019-01-26T00:47:51+00:00

Busy af

WanderlustYouth · 2019-01-26T13:44:26+00:00

"I'm married to my fridge, I even got it a 24 carrot ring"

Proceeds to show photo of an open fridge with 24 carrots placed in a circle inside of it

Methodless · 2019-01-26T03:07:50+00:00

I could never do such a thing to sabotage my future

People then insist I need to reconsider the benefits of getting married

I tell them I will when I'm very very old, so if I outlive her, I can collect her pension

msmgta · 2019-01-25T15:32:22+00:00

A: "I'm just lucky, I guess."

Crime-WoW · 2019-01-26T01:01:09+00:00

I just shrug and say "why not?"

Title	Q:"Why aren't you married?"
Author	nsfsf
Upvotes	130
Comments	33
Date	January 25, 2019 3:28 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/ajq3v2/qwhy_arent_you_married/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/qwhy-arent-you-married.407237 https://theredarchive.com/post/407237

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