Reason I'm happy being single #76

ZeroBlink · 2017-09-23T14:10:28+00:00

"kill me , kill me now"

ChrisBrownApologist · 2017-09-23T16:52:08+00:00

Me every time I have the misfortune of being in the company of a female.

Me in every "relationship" I've ever been in.

I feel that man's pain. Unfortunately one of the tradeoffs to getting laid is that we have to sit there and endure the sheer banality of these overgrown children.

Hookers ftw?

And if you don't enjoy their company you're considered an asshole.

rebuildingMyself · 2017-09-23T16:04:37+00:00

The smartphone was our generation's destroyer of feminine women.

ManIsWalking · 2017-09-23T17:18:14+00:00

Dude is really considering throwing himself off a roof. The shit men do for some pussy.

Hang10Dude · 2017-09-23T13:11:08+00:00

I bet he's her "best friend" and she's using Tinder. I actually see some swipe action there.

frikabg · 2017-09-23T16:01:59+00:00

Pleeeeeease pleeeeease god smite me now! I admit it!!!! I am a filthy human scum just end me!!!

God: Lol no this shit is hilarious mofo!!!

DanThe__Man · 2017-09-23T16:54:32+00:00

Part of me sees them and I'd like to think she really wants to be there with him and she's so happy next to him. Pragmatically however, AWALT, I refuse to believe she's a great person and most likely is just like any other woman.

Silver-Noxx · 2017-09-23T18:10:02+00:00

We need to make this a caption contest.

"OMG I have 300 tinder messages! Look! Look! I'm so glad I talked you into our new poly relationship! Look how handsome they are! This guys dong is HUGE HEHEHEHEHEEH!!!!!"

Wraith29 · 2017-09-23T18:39:53+00:00

at 3-4 seconds in you can see his left eye struggle to stay focused. his mind is telling him "there's nothing here, nothing novel for me to stay conscious for, i think i'll slowly collapse in on myself...... dang, she laughed, deploy fake smile and nod routine alpha! go go go! flares! ahhh, it worked, executed another perfectly semi-conscious interaction with her, staved off an argument again.

why am i wearing this scarf? i hate scarves"

BoosackJordan · 2017-09-23T17:50:34+00:00

Those matching scarves says it all.

trenescese · 2017-09-23T12:17:08+00:00

this was posted here 10 minutes ago my friend

Gmiou · 2017-09-23T15:17:08+00:00

So how the hell can you post a video here, i tried so many times with YouTube copy paste link but won't let me!

noonethethird · 2017-09-23T19:00:06+00:00

Look what Sarah just posted, OH MY GOD, IT'S SO CUTE, IT'S A PUPPY. Will you get me a puppy ? Look how cute they are !

Trying to recreate the dialogue

Strella10m · 2017-09-23T21:12:10+00:00

If any of you are feeling you are missing out on a relationship just watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yFGMuFYfQE&t

bit of a random reference but covers all the shit of stuff i thank my lucky stars i avoid. she just gets worse and worse, appreciate its a long video but worth a watch because it will turn you off relationships immediately

there is no better video to celebrate that you dont have someone like that monster in your life.

ego driven narcassist toddler.

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ColonelBathory · 2017-09-23T22:28:55+00:00

He's team was losing 3:0 already

MrBluePill · 2017-09-24T07:39:11+00:00

And the best bit. She's only pretending to like Sport to get to the wedding phase faster.

Gmiou · 2017-09-24T07:17:52+00:00

They look English!

Title	Reason I'm happy being single #76
Author	awsomejwags
Upvotes	186
Comments	30
Date	September 23, 2017 12:12 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/71xxea/reason_im_happy_being_single_76/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/reason-im-happy-being-single-76.553823 https://theredarchive.com/post/553823

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