Simping 101

DangZagnut · 2020-01-26T16:41:36+00:00

That bro needs to get off mommy’s teat.

21scavage · 2020-01-26T18:09:47+00:00

"If she cheats on you with a guy and has his baby and you dont raise it, you're not in love with her."

TheAdmiralYiSunShin · 2020-01-26T17:03:05+00:00

It never fails. These super-simps always think they're deep and romantic with this shit yet its full of typos, shitty ideas, and proves that the writer is of a lesser intelligence.

Fuckin retard can't even use "your" and "you're" correctly half the time much less get enough in life correct that he'd go mgtow and stop simping.

binbagaccount · 2020-01-26T18:19:12+00:00

What he is discribeing is not love, just obedience to his mistress as her slave. Nothing more and nothing less.

Remember guys love is somthing you give to you're pet not somthing you give to a woman, that is lust and it's a bad thing.

Remember freedom not being held down as prisoner.

Bob_Bobbingtonn · 2020-01-26T16:42:41+00:00

Written by someone who's never been with a chick.

gtowerthrowaway · 2020-01-26T17:07:12+00:00

If your name is Guiseppe, you're a faggot.

BroscienceGuy · 2020-01-26T17:25:19+00:00

Love is basically poisoning/paralyzing of someone?

Lol all of you can fall in love. I'll be here living with logic and reason, chilling

wsuofd · 2020-01-26T17:39:45+00:00

Guess I have never been in love

Me2Brah · 2020-01-26T18:46:11+00:00

Lol. Try having a panic or anxiety attack near a woman and watch her vagina dry up faster than a drop of water in the Sahara desert.

I hate these stupid female motivational crap

rocko20002 · 2020-01-26T17:05:11+00:00

But what if she takes her clothes off and you're too busy doing housework or watching the game to give her a compliment? Then youre not in love with her, bruh! Seriously, this guy strikes me as one of those reformed Tucker Max wannabe Chads who found the Holy Grail of pussies and now not only worships it but wants men to become apron bitches and worship that pussy. Coming to think about it, that's something that the now ex Prince Harry writes about her duchess Meghan.

Journey_Dude · 2020-01-26T19:36:39+00:00

This guy thinks this would get him some women. He’s wrong

Destiny866 · 2020-01-26T20:46:53+00:00

I'm putting this onto my tinder profile right now. There will be a 26 y/o "foodie, love travelling, sagittarius, gin" primary school teacher on the end of my pig within the next hour lol

veasel79 · 2020-01-26T22:30:49+00:00

She still not let gonna let you fuck bro .

Remember wipe your mangina front to back sweet heart

🍻

CorrectObject · 2020-01-26T18:50:19+00:00

I bet this dude wears his hat sideways and listens to modern music.

TheTastelessBatman · 2020-01-26T23:35:39+00:00

Gents, according to this I have never ever been in love lmfao. The moment I jizz, I want the bitch out. Even if I thought "I was in love" (puppy teen love). After I'd jizz, I'd want her out so I could spend some time with my boys. Lmao.

MrVinnieVegas · 2020-01-26T20:56:31+00:00

The thing I don't get about thoughts along this theme is that while they ostensibly are trying to make romantic love appealing, they make it sound like a harrowing experience that's best avoided.

Really weird

admralrustyshcklford · 2020-01-26T21:02:42+00:00

So of you're not Derrick Jaxn? Bitches gonna bitch

2020-01-26T21:13:14+00:00

Oh boy, simp levels are high in this one.

2020-01-26T21:17:13+00:00

Albeit there is some truth in there...

If it's just her taking her clothes that is most important for you, you are in full BP/simp mod.

She will just manipulate you, every time she wishes.

So: if her taking her clothes is when you pay the most attention to her, you are not in love with her.

You are just being a simp.

Bail out. Others will take off the clothes for you and give you the same, or better, than her.

Move on...

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-01-26T21:38:09+00:00

If her opening her mouth to speak causes your testicles to shrivel-up inside you, you're not in love with her.

lucascooky · 2020-01-26T22:48:40+00:00

I genuinely feel sorry for this guy... he really is the equivalent of a table women put their shoes on

mildew_consciousness · 2020-01-26T23:20:23+00:00

This sounds awfully french.

ThaRedHoodie · 2020-01-27T05:24:18+00:00

What some call "love," others call "infatuation "

msurnnan · 2020-01-27T08:43:36+00:00

Not sure what is worse, the god-awful sentiment or the spelling

M0j0Rizn · 2020-01-27T16:19:04+00:00

This had me laughing, what a twat.

naavo · 2020-01-28T05:53:03+00:00

So l was never in love with someone.

Title	Simping 101
Author	BlackPillPusher
Upvotes	77
Comments	29
Date	January 26, 2020 4:38 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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