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[–]riitguy144 points145 points146 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
"No I'm not a cheater"
sent from my iPhone 11
[–]BenchoteMankoManko103 points104 points105 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I think you are missing the visuals on this one
Green = iPhone to non iPhone
Blue = iPhone to iPhone
[–]bfte213 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Didn't know that...
Hahahah!!!
[–]CeleritySteam7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
KEK.
[–]HonestGamingTroll32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The iRony.
[–]yukdave13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wait what? You are still talking with your ex about sex? You should have taken the phone. Bye.
Also should have walked over and looked at phone to see the whole conversation. Would have crushed some of the simp out of him
[–]DownvoteIfImCorrect8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No shit in today's day and age if my gf started talking about her ex it is time to check the phone or kick her out when she refuses to let you. If she accuses you of not trust g her say it isn't you, I don't trust anyone but my parents and my friends I've known for 25 years. In 20 years we can retalk this.
[–]asspop11 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
its not even worth talking to her anymore. Once they mention things about their ex and how the ex was this and that and they keep texting them. Its time to ghost and just tell her to go fuck herself.. One chance per lifetime. Life is too short so fuck that noise.
[–]nitro-6665 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I came to say that.
[–]TigPlaze1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL. Perfect.
[–]someevilwhitemen59 points60 points61 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
men asking for a new smartphone: boss can you give me some overtime work this week please
women asking for a new smartphone : see the picture above
[–]3rdiguy20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Fucking disgusting. I say that because I can see the simp mindset as I had a similar lack of self respect in areas of my past relationships
[–]i_like_butt_grape3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m sure this is a joke...
[–]themenacehimself1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Trust me. I’ve seen some women stoop to low levels like this man.. it’s not far from reality.
[–]deadBeefCafe201417 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There it is. Truth in green and blue.
[–]Encrypted58714 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It’s a joke surely bloody funny if it’s true
[–]ToolRulz683 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s absolutely a joke.
Don’t underestimate women and men that don’t have shit of their own. They stoop looooooowww.
[–]CDEDC8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's maybe a bait: if you dont buy it for me, my ex will so dont blame me if i cheated.
[–]KEKPOP0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the tactics do improve
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
the question is "why are you still in communication with your ex you monkey branching whore?" followed by "now that I am your next ex, please remove me from your contacts on your new iPhone as I am not going to simp back to you looking for a blowjob"
[–]asspop10 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
exactly! why be in contact with the ex? cause women are fucking garbage.
[–]spadamaz3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sent from my iphoneX
[–]IHadStringsNowImFree1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm guessing the color change somehow means it's a new phone ? (not familiar with Apple products)
[–]MeagoDK4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah. Green means its a non iPhone you are texting to. Blue means its an iPhone.
[–]user_miki1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The question is why the ex made her that proposal.Maybe that he knew there was a chance of success.
[–]Chakra_Devourer0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Joke on him. She did. She'll do it even without the iphone.
[–]drmonkeytown0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bullshit detector redlining. But she did not say that she wasn’t a liar so she’s probably lying that she didn’t cheat.
[–]heygeekstopbanningpp0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whhhhaaat the fuckk bro 🤦🏽♂️
[–]The_SHUN0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Both are simps, the ex and the husband
[–]DerKaiser_470 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fake
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[–]CeleritySteam7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]HonestGamingTroll32 points33 points34 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]DownvoteIfImCorrect8 points9 points10 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]nitro-6665 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]someevilwhitemen59 points60 points61 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]3rdiguy20 points21 points22 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]i_like_butt_grape3 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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