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[–]LordDunarote69 points70 points71 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's a game about dropping coins, vomiting mushrooms and bringing turtles back to life
[–]bigpander24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still sounds about right
[–]Genjios1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shrooms!
[–]thefudmaster30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit, this blew my mind.
[–]UnderpaidBIGtime30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or.. When you do find your wife - the game is over!
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
4 years divorcée here in my early 30's. Since I got my freedom, I'm making twice as much money and have travelled around the world much more. Also quit drinking and overall, life has become easier so I must agree with this.
[–]mistermgtow4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Leave the princess with Bowser.
[–]CeleritySteam0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh, is that fool Mario "saving" me from you again Bowser?
[–]Cade_Connelly_13-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I personally thought Mario was a wimp for not making sure Bowser was dead after the 3rd time or so.
[–]Err0rbot1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've left her but my coin count still keeps dropping?
[–]Kjwood75nro1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm reminded of the "Don't Save the Princess" animation on YouTube.
https://youtu.be/wMrtGifNBo4
[–]teelolws0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Quick, someone make this a romhack.
[+][deleted] 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[+]Ilikeawesome27-6 points-5 points-4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Have you actually ever played Mario or are you just a fucking idiot?
[+]Chocolate_Charizard-37 points-36 points-35 points 6 years ago (25 children) | Copy Link
Unless, you know, you marry someone you're happy with.
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
You forgot the /s
[+]Gneo-6 points-5 points-4 points 6 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
No, the USMC shooting instructor did not forget the /s, they just know how to find the right partner for them.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
There is no "right" partner. AWALT no exceptions
[–]Gneo-3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Huh, that's weird, I found the right one. Prove me wrong.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Yeah sure say that after the divorce
[–]Gneo-3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Not happening, try better.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
That's what they all say
[–]Gneo0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Funny that's what you all say too, smh.
[–]horonlapsi7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How kong have you been married if its less than 20 years enything can happen if it is more than 20yrs good for and its unlikely for her to leave after 20yrs
[–]horonlapsi3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
So how long
Hey Jody man where ya at?
[+]Chocolate_Charizard-6 points-5 points-4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even your own mother?
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes.
Military Loyal thot
Military
Loyal thot
Choose only one. Enjoy your dependa.
[+]Chocolate_Charizard-8 points-7 points-6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
_(ツ)_/¯
[–]throwaway57473224 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Can you say it'll last forever?
[–]Chocolate_Charizard0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can you say anything does?
[–]horonlapsi-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gold will
[–]ideliver222 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And then she takes $1.4 mil...
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish you the best sir.
[–]MrMissileToy0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I knew this would be downvoted when I saw it but I agree with you
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