I was recently laid off from my private security position at a large Fortune 500 company. Surprise Surprise, they cut my entire department of which is made up of 95% men. Could they have cut the absurd HR Dept? NOPE. In any case, I picked up a "job" with my buddy as a raft guide. The other day we were at the river dropping rafts in and taking people down the water. Another company pulls up and half a dozen Female raft guides pop out of the truck and get ready to go.

HERE IS MY POINT. If you book a raft trip this summer. ASK FOR A MALE AS A RAFT GUIDE! Fucking Demand It! These raft shops have only 100 days to make any money so they will have to capitulate. After all, do you want a gash taking your loved ones down a possibly death offering river!?