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[–]AlienActivity146 points147 points148 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Ok I'm gonna do the opposite of everything listed here
[–]Rottinghere29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This.
[–]UpperClassStout19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has to be fake. There really can't be anyone near such simp levels that they created this goddamn thing.
[–]Wide-Brick14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[–]Cryptolexicon84 points85 points86 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Report Onlyfans leakers to the police?
I am just shaking my head over here.
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[–]These-arent-my-pants22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wasn’t that a scene from an episode of Southpark?
[–]Inside-Party11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nice
[–]Whirrlz-2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stop it
[–]hamburgerstake8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But there are so many of those ex-gf sites, which one?
[–]Fhaze111774 points75 points76 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sex work is real work like a doctor? I've never seen a job posting for a sex worker that requires a 13 year schooling degree not to mention tuition costs. I call BS on this.
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[–]chuckutim23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I used to be a fan of P.O. he had some truly funny stand up albums. Now I can't stand anything to do with the fucktard...
[–]Cestus_Saphrax1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Patton Oswalt
If it wasn't for his fame or money this guy would be invisible to women
[–]Fuxk1n25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He murdered his wife, was on Epstein's plane also. Oh and a prize if anyone can guess his ethnicity....
[–]imcleverartistname14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well jerk me with adrenochrome and call me harvey.
[–]Grek2723 points 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Simp
[–]tgenerico12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't call simps "simps". Just leave 'em behind along with the women.
[–]Throwthe88274 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And the women will destroy them.
[–]Redhood61613 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Accurate representation of a simp
[–]toeshotz11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is this the guy that found " love " like weeks or months after his wife died?
[–]barkingtree250 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*after he killed her
[–]Never_Simp8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Anyone called the number yet? I’m thinking about trolling the shit out of them
[–]NickTesla20184 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Please do! It would hilarious. Tell them your name is Jeff Epstein.
[–]Never_Simp6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Straight to voicemail. I want a live reaction so I’ll call again later tomorrow.
[–]NickTesla20181 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too bad it's not an email address. We could carpet bomb it with dick pics.
[–]Iperovic6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is so retarded I think it's a troll post...if not then it's literally mentally deranged.
[–]RevolutionaryFish56 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If sex work is real work, why don't you put it on your resume?
[–]RunawayGrain5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Isn't this the replacement guy for TV's Frank? Because the original was better and probably not a simp like this guy.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah he’s the henchman. I miss Frank and Dr Forrester, they had a good dynamic.
[–]toughenup20165 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this the guy from King of Queens? If so, I'm not surprised at all.
[–]tyrantgrey4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always be suspicious of whatever the media is pushing.
Like the “essential workers” horseshit now. They’re trying get you to let your guard down and be grateful to these people on the frontlines. They’ll die cuz of covid19, many of them.
But that’s how you misdirect a public from wanting relief money and causing a revolution in the streets. That’s how you maintain power.
Please dont be stupid and become an anti-vaxxer or start going against climate change.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok Billy Beta
[–]Wisdom_of_a_Khan5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm tempted to call that number and be toxically masculine.
[–]KungFluVirus20202 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Patton Oswald looks like what Vinnie paz would like If he was a transgender-fluid lesbian feminist
[–]TWM1523 points4 points5 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Patton Oswalt has that face that makes you want to slap him so hard.
dear simps, stop being simps
[–]NickTesla20183 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eat shit, you fat simp.
[–]fritobandito2143 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuckin aye, Spence is a GigaCuck no doubt ! Fuck that PUTO !
[–]cali81123 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hate this guy. He is the death kneel of any show. The bring him in at the end of any once great show to finish it off. Two and a half men. King of queens.
[–]ExactConcentrate3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
RePoRt OnLyFaNs LeAkErS tO tHe PoLiCe!!!
[–]Vaxel002 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I honestly believe that simps aren't human.
[–]awakenedspirit12 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hadn't seen this picture of Patton. (shakes head) such a bummer.
[–]RegiusGeralt2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
SIMPS the most idiotic assholes in the world!!!!!
[–]WallStreetMedic2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This HAS to be satire, right guys....? ...... Right?
[–]JZSquared2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Simps are the reason why Western civilization is collapsing.
[–]Lugidori0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Pretty much, but which came first the feminism or the simpism
[–]JZSquared0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well without weak men to support them, the feminist movement would have died long ago.
[–]johntheother1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree, "simp" is not adequate to encompass the contemptible and cowardly weasel-fuckery of the nu-men.
[–]Unshack1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
.... like a doc or construction worker
[–]proactive-defense1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahahaha Hahahahaha aaahaahahahahahaaa
[–]AhIndeed 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao is this for real ?
[–]JoeSmith19071 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This ad is kind of bossy.
[–]Harveezs1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sorry, but as a man I would call anyone wearing that kind of t-shirt a simp without holding back. SIMP. And compare doctors vs women, come on now that is not fair in this day and age!
[–]realChebz1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope he's swimming in pussy!
If only I could be like this hero. But alas, I wasn't born a simp. misogyny is in my blood!
[–]HeavyMeringue1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok people,you get to be whatever you want to be, including simps.Nevertheless you do not get to impose and/or use sleazy methods such as propaganda and bullying/shaming in order to force your unhealthy lifestyle to other people and hide the fact that it is disfunctional for young men to conduct themselves in such ways.I do not worry though,the future is going to show you the error of your ways,whether you like it or not (What goes around,comes around).
[–]LongTimeOn1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Streisand effect incoming..........men will do the exact opposite.
[–]Lucius_Faust1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well.....as a response:
Ad. 1 - yes, but only if you're the Chad or Tyrone. Average Joe will get replied with being "creepy", which will follow shortly with a false rape or sexual harassment accusations. So better not to be involved with it, if it's not your mother, daughter or sister.
Ad. 2 - I can defend an argument in a comment section and if it was made by a woman ? Well...cool. Once a time I find potential argument made by a woman, which is at least sensible enough to continue discussion on. Other than that and especially defending woman because of her holy letter "V", it's just white knighting.
Ad. 3 - recently the OnlyFans administrators stated, that "the content" created there are their property, not "creator" property (Better Bachelor found it in one of his recent videos). So yeah...good luck for these shouting OnlyFans creators being "robbed" of "their content".
Btw. who would hack and leak OnlyFans where you have so much free content nowadays :/ thirsty dudes need to search for other sources. OnlyFans is not a sole provider of such entertainment.
Ad. 4 - it's like being an afroamerican and advocating for return of slavery or saying that KKK was a good and just movement :/ no, no and no.
Ad. 5 - if a "sex worker" is paying taxes like doctor or construction worker, with all of pros and cons of being under rules of Labour Law (for example a sue for return of money because a quality of her "service" was below average), so yeah...I can agree with that from formal point of view. But a social view of her "career choice" is a different matter.
Ad. 6 - well........I have so much ideas how to spend my money such as my own entertainment or donating to a charity. From a Foundation you will get at least a "thank you for your donation" card. If you want to spend your money on an e-thot, it's your choice...but you won't have a respect for that.
[–]FrisbeeDiscoTits1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Patton Oswalt has got a terminal case of TDS.
[–]user_miki1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you see minor celebs virtues signaling hard that means they are looking for a job badly in new movie or show.This is like having a board in your hand with "Pick Me!" writing on it and marching in front of Marvel Sudios.
About that I thought complimenting women is "unsolicited advance" and is sexual assault.Check your privilege buddy.
[–]Throwthe88271 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rather funny that I read this today and, yesterday’s night, I was listening to a woman saying she is a feminist and ALL MEN ARE MACHISTAS (do not value women or their works).
I questioned, in my head, what about male feminists? But, I believe these women are not feminists, they like that old feminist advertising “if you are for women’s rights, you are a feminist” and so on. They do not really have the content of feminism as we hear frequently with the “kill all men”, “men are the problem with society”, “my ‘right to choose’ in which someone else pays me for 18 years”, “female should be given power” etc.
Also, I heard this months ago and did not believe it. Two women talking about if you are not a woman, you are not allowed to have opinions in “women’s subjects” like abortion. And they were rather angry about it. I really thought this idea had been destroyed to oblivion!
[–]ayram38240 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
funny actor,
nuisance IRL. this dude is so cringey with his beliefs
[–]Delifier0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A lot of these things do make you a simp. Thought i was gonna say If you are a simp, own it... but i guess that is a contradiction, because if you did, you wouldnt be a simp. At least not as much of one.
[–]delocalelectron0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are these T-shirts supplied complete with fake boobs?
[–]Cestus_Saphrax0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All the wrong things you can do on one list :)
[–]TechRedRaider880 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow. Pay close attention to the wording used. It’s only bullshit rational that a low value women would say, and yet it’s written as if a man was speaking. Now that’s manipulative af
[–]themenacehimself0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Think I threw up in my mouth a little
[–]Fire_Leviathan0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well well well...
If this isn't fake we can't do anything for him now, definitely lost
[–]Beneficial_Garage0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't listen to that bung hole. Patton is a pedophile.
[–]show-me-the-numbers0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I am a PROUD pedophile!” - Patton Oswalt
[–]TigPlaze0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What an idiot. There's no such thing as a male feminist.
Btw WTF is an "OnlyFans Leaker"?
[–]SH3LLz8620 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Patton Oswald has also been a faggot douche simp. Fuck that guy!
[–]Morb3570 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good one. Don't know if this is satire or real. Isn't clown world great?
[–]only_sez_fuck_yeah1 point 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Fuck yeah
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