Surprise

JoeSpinell · 2019-12-30T15:29:25+00:00

Even MGTOW doesn't believe this.

gtowerthrowaway · 2019-12-30T15:07:17+00:00

Unlikely, but cute.

GreetingsFromErf · 2019-12-30T15:26:17+00:00

I hope it is true. Good story though.

steelfil666 · 2019-12-30T21:02:38+00:00

Its easily choreographed and I could have managed it too myself. It's not fake because it's unachievable, its fake because she wouldn't be able to resist telling her friends she is taking chadcock so they would have warn her about the surprise.

realChebz · 2019-12-30T17:54:09+00:00

nice fairy tale :)

Krazyrobus · 2019-12-30T16:38:27+00:00

That was amazing!

tacticalinfernape · 2019-12-30T18:28:10+00:00

loved every second of this.

StreetShame · 2019-12-30T22:25:41+00:00

An older one sir, but it checks out

CorrectObject · 2019-12-30T18:10:59+00:00

Made me laugh though.

MonigMedia · 2019-12-30T21:41:21+00:00

That was almost as beautiful as The tale of Darth Plagus the Wise

z31fanatic · 2019-12-30T23:19:26+00:00

That's how you do it. Top notch work from him.

Ukhupa · 2019-12-31T02:38:12+00:00

Yeah, this totally happened.

Goes out to get milk at 23:30 and doesn't come back until 2:00? Anywhere else the cops would've been called by midnight.

Insists he leaves town on her birthday? How transparent can you get.

Still, funny to read.

tommygun1688 · 2019-12-31T08:19:53+00:00

If this is true, then this man is a LEGEND! And my personal hero.

Even if it's not true it's a great fucking story. And if I'm ever in a LTR (which is very unlikely) and suspect cheating my aim will be to top this magnificent surprise.

zennacko · 2019-12-31T11:25:25+00:00

Fake as it may be, it did put a smile in my face as I pictured Tony Stark with his arms open while the whole mountain range exploded in his back

Title	Surprise
Author	Donald-Hump-Jr
Upvotes	312
Comments	25
Date	December 30, 2019 2:46 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/ehmvge/surprise/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/surprise.379971 https://theredarchive.com/post/379971

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