the fuck 😂

Phantom_Spark · 2020-02-15T17:32:02+00:00

They have to maintain the appearance of value in front of their friends.

MeGoingTOWin · 2020-02-15T18:36:09+00:00

Imagine the insanity going on in that hamster brain to first order that to be delivered where others see it and THEN to act surprised.

Forwordsalluppercase · 2020-02-15T19:47:47+00:00

And the flowers that are grown and done so in a way that is horrible for the environment. Stuff is grown in Peru and Brazil and then shipped up using fossil fuels so some dumb cunt can watch the flowers fade like her beauty over a week.

2020-02-15T17:55:01+00:00

That goes well with their wine, chocolate and cat collection.

CognPsycNeurScie · 2020-02-15T18:52:11+00:00

"You Gotta Pump Those Numbers Up, Those Are Rookie Numbers"

akihonj · 2020-02-15T23:18:25+00:00

That's just fucking tragic, I'm absolutely loving it.

Picturing them getting flowers they sent to themselves, after work going home and crying to their cats while stuff their faces with ice cream crying about how they aren't good enough for any man to send flowers because men don't like strong independent women, oh the irony they just don't get it.

tomzeh · 2020-02-15T19:05:57+00:00

Well color me surprised, crazy doing the crazy.

bpdloveoflife · 2020-02-16T01:33:43+00:00

I have no objection to that. Whatever makes them happy while leaving the men out of their craziness

2020-02-15T17:34:39+00:00

Good, while they’re at it they can go fuck themselves too.

rocko20002 · 2020-02-15T22:29:47+00:00

They can always support their local florist (because I assume most of these women are also socialists who decry big corporations) by buying themselves a dozen roses and go home. But no, they have to support the big florist corporations swallowing up mom and pop shops just so they can have flowers delivered to them just because they're so narcissistic.

LotBuilder · 2020-02-16T06:55:52+00:00

I had an ex employee that sent herself flowers to the office quarterly to make the other girls jealous. I was having her internet usage monitored prepping for fire her and she had it set up on auto ship on her 1800flowers account. I just shook my head. She started feeling heat and quit.

Ridgid300 · 2020-02-15T18:36:14+00:00

No surprising, after all, some women throw their own weddings and marry themselves.

TheKongClan · 2020-02-15T19:44:51+00:00

Bruh, 15%.

Towser_XXX · 2020-02-16T02:44:57+00:00

Tomorrow's article: "Women have to spend money on flowers and men don't? Unfair! Discrimination! Oppression!"

ncarolina66 · 2020-02-15T18:34:50+00:00

Because dildo's don't have credit cards....

tony967 · 2020-02-15T23:32:39+00:00

Maybe they can start a tradition of shipping themselves cats for Valentines day.

BoxofMistakes · 2020-02-16T07:21:19+00:00

Nothing shows what children women are than how they act on their birthday and Valentine's Day

2020-02-15T21:03:28+00:00

With the card 'Happy Valentine's Day, love from Smokey and Tiger.'

makrelli · 2020-02-15T22:49:51+00:00

Truly pathetic

FJBruiser · 2020-02-16T00:12:45+00:00

That’s kinda sad.

jaycee9 · 2020-02-16T03:19:22+00:00

Who cares?

2020-02-16T05:43:34+00:00

Synthetic inflation

Phantom_Spark · 2020-02-16T14:15:23+00:00

When will this be a commercial.

No one loves you? Valentines is approaching? Don’t let those skanks at the office know. Flower bomb yourself and let everyone know you’re a HVW. Order 1-800-Flowers today. Remember, no one loves you more than yourself... insert catchy song here

Title	the fuck 😂
Author	linkinway
Upvotes	370
Comments	39
Date	February 15, 2020 5:30 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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