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[–]YoungKingFCB144 points145 points146 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Rule one: I'm going my own way, so please, step aside.
[–]MateuszCurzydlo-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why are you asking anyone for something? Just say: " I'm going my own way" ;)
[–]brutalitymuffin126 points127 points128 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I see many cats in this bitch's future
[–]Redmountain52989[S] 52 points53 points54 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She is probably already way pas the wall and is bitter.
[–]Lacrimosa2k70 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep agreed, the only kind of being that would take time to think up such a pointless list is a 29+ year old female Facebook frequenter that no man decided to take one for the team for.
[–]Natuasi2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poor cats.
[–]Chakra_Devourer106 points107 points108 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Her body is a temple? More like a public toilet.
[–]Fortcraft9736 points37 points38 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A public toilet is more sacred than her
[–]OilHaulerND31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least a public toilet is cleaned regularly.
[–]jeepney_danger18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also probably haunted & full.of cobwebs
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More like an open sewer
[–]MikeRocksBoat8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Porta-potty when you remove the fake up.
[–]Valor_X1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Community bicycle that everyone’s ridden
[–]ToddTheOdd0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah... I'd rather jizz in a public toilet.
[–]roflcopt0rz_returns88 points89 points90 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
That's cool, as long as we can make 10 rules that women need to read before proceeding.
Please don't talk to my wallet. Pay for your own shit.
If you want to control someone sleep with your cat.
I always choose myself over women - always.
51% man 49% motherfucking badass.
My sexual preference is You Shut Your Fucking Mouth.
My dick is a temple, now get on your knees and suck.
Your waist size and your vagina size do matter.
Remember you dirty slut men pay all the bills and do all the labor in the world.
Women are like children, you need to discipline them.
Save your tears for your beta orbiters.
[–]teelolws16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Lol, but good luck controlling a cat.
[–]mjr_awesome0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's a rarely acknowledged fact that cats have been the no.1 victim of feminizm.
[–]teelolws2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well they're called pussies for a reason.
[–]mjr_awesome-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice, but what would cats say about men if they could talk? More specifically, white men. We invented the vast majority of everything. We built the greatest empires that this world has ever seen. We fought and won the greatest wars (often against ourselves, because others were simply no match). The entire Western civilization has been built by white men. And now what?
The broadly-defined blue-pillers (manginas, simps, cucks etc.) are in the overwhelming majority. We are being bred out of existence by globalists who promote immigration and race mixing. We are being humiliated/discriminated against on the streets, at universities, at work, in courts, you name it! The broadly-defined red-pillers (including MGTOW) are a tiny movement and usually non-confrontational too (as in "going your own way" rather than fighting for our legacy).
So, when you say that cats are pussies for being victims of feminism, remember that a cat is a small mammal that lives 10-15 years, weights typically less than 10 pounds and has little reasoning skills compared to humans... what the fuck is our excuse, as white men, for letting things get to where they are now and how should we be collectively labelled for that ?
[–]ZTiRuscate11 points 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Got ‘em.
[–]BobbingForBunions0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mine would be simpler:
WOMEN
PLEASE READ RULES BEFORE PROCEEDING
[–]ncarolina6626 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You should blow a load on it and leave....lol!
[–]grizzer9917 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Greatly underrated comment. Excellent way to mark territory. Thanks for the chuckle brother
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On the back: "help, I am a 60 year old woman having to eat catfood daily"
[–]itstreasonthen198617 points 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
That's why I'm here
[–]Copypastable14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In response to #2, I will keep a remote control handy to press the off button when dealing with a nagging wahmen.
[–]Krazyrobus12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
4 and 8 are incompatible, as per usual, logic escapes most women.
[–]CRGRO2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmfao, how can you be two things and three things at the same time. Good point.
[–]notacow69 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Where did you find this?
[+]immedithangcho 6 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
In most women's mind
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂
[–]sleazymeezy1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is quite old tbh
[–]stephker391411 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Take this fucking post down before I get cancer
[–]Fortcraft974 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To late already happened years ago
[–]GoMake_me_a_sandwich10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pass
[–]AdrenalineJunkySloth7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Assuming we want to proceed? LOL
[–]IkemenKyoushi237 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rule zero : I'm an entitled cunt.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She doesn't want men to approach her but also wants men to approach her. She doesn't want sex but wants big dicks. She wants to control men but doesn't want to be controlled. She brags about being awful but also is a temple.
Its immaturity.
[–]sliderboy3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As we say in Oz. Yeah nah
[–]MrMagtow4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So... AlphaFux yes, BetaBux no?
[–]mgtau4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Rule zero: ...unless you're Chad.
[–]KY0J1N_MGTOW1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats what is called... PRO GAMER MOVE😈😈😈😆
[–]Nathaniel663 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally crying for attention.
[–]Randaranrandy3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's extremely angry. PASS.
[–]Bastard__2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m willing to bet whoever wrote this is overweight and relies on makeup to look average
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So let me guess, she dresses and acts like a slut, dates assholes, but wants to be treated like a pious angel. Nopes, ain't happening woman. You get what you signal to the world.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Notice these lists never actually say a single thing about what she has to offer. Just arrogant demands and hilarious double standards. So she brings attitude, no sex, she demands to be worshiped and already insulted you twice before we even began talking, what a deal?
[–]DarthCallidous2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Number 8 seems to contradict the rest of them.
[–]jeepney_danger2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Move b***h, get out tha way
[–]Mister_Mask2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The sort of woman that buys novelty gifts like that "as a joke" is not doing it as a joke at all. She believes every word.
[–]kayfab1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She must be fat and ugly abysmal looking great list though hahahaha
[–]Obermarschall1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Use it to make some fire.
[–]OilHaulerND1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Move out of the way bitch, or you will be moved. Shoo.
[–]BadDad012341 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who the fuck wrote that lmao
[–]Cynewald1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I am not surprised chads dump them so heartlessly and ruthless. They ask for it.
[–]Zcuzz1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a vile cunt
[–]Naehtepo1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel like a 50 year old, chronically single idiot who mistakes being a bitch with strength, made this to appeal to the myriad others who are following feminism into the same box.
Funny because I actually know one of these irl. They're pretty insufferable, on social media especially.
[–]NietzscheExplosion0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Made in China.
She is probably a whale.
[–]Dark-Aii0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait! What?! A 10yo would have had more logic in those writings. O_0)' B!t3h makes no sense.
[–]Coslin0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"made in China"
[–]Cade_Connelly_130 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rule 11: I need to be shipped to Iran with "Mohammed stinks" tattooed on my forehead.
[–]Maladjester0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You already warned us with the blue hair, side-buzz, dumpy clothes, and the unending vicious fury that bubbles off you like heat off a stove. I feel like a printed advertisement is beyond the pale, but thanks for going the extra mile there, pumpkin.
The bitter tart who wrote this is sitting on a huge souveneir deal and she doesn't know it. If I saw this imprinted on a bathroom toilet paper roll in a store for 2.99 I'd gleefully buy it just to wipe my ass with it.
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[–]ValhallaBoundBoy0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she's going to be annoying can she at least be consistent?
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