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[–]dragsofgoons174 points175 points176 points 6 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
This has to be either a troll or the stupidest conservasimp of them all.
He has paid full price (marriage) for a produce he cannot use (sexual intimacy). Someone should ask him this: Why the fuck are you still married?
If she isn't fucking him then she is either fucking someone else or is a 'trap' who can't believe they are getting away with it.
[–]pepesilvia189[S] 75 points76 points77 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
All of the comments are telling him to divorce her.
[–]dragsofgoons54 points55 points56 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Someone should tell him that he should divorce her even if she suddenly starts wanting to have sex with him. His life is going to be a living hell after she goes through the indignity of being intimate with him because that's what is going to be in her mind, an indignity that she had to go through to maintain her 'status'.
Worse if she suddenly becomes pregnant after only once or twice. Odds are that the child won't be even his but he will still be the father on paper. Nine years without sex and suddenly he impregnates her? Laughable.
[–]pepesilvia189[S] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Here is the post - https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/comments/hcmk9n/ive_never_had_sex_with_my_wife
[–]beatstorelax16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this sub is one of the"top 5 most idiot people" I've ever seen...
[–]ktmighty141 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She would have married him for a provider, she would be definitely having an another partner for sex.
[–]-NotaBene28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Depending on your definition of marriage, he never got married.
[–]RPDunkleBomb15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup in the old days you had to seal the deal.
But also in the old days it was a wife's duty to "make your home" and that was the agreement.
What the fuck is the point of marriage any more in the 21st century. You're not allowed to buy it, so fucking rent bro.
[–]PuzzleheadedWafer28312 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He needs to ask for a complete refund
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
....with a 50% restocking fee? That's a divorce.
[–]justthrowmeout9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is probably a troll. But if by some chance it's real, then he fucked up. If you haven't consumated your marriage within 90 days get that shit annulled and walk away
[–]Ryanreynolds5436 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy is the ultimate blue pill warrior/whiteknight.
[–]ToolRulz681 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is obviously a troll/satire post. Clearly anyone who believes this shit need a mental exam.
[–]GuiltyEngineer2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Someone should ask him this: Why the fuck are you still married?
Sunken cost fallacy and tbh we dont know how either of them look.
Good friend of my was on same boat but in a relitionship not marriage but still she was giving him a teaspoon and he was all "im treating her right and i dont want to force myself on her". Stupid him, right?
But in reality guy looks really atrocious, plain fucking ugly,best thing you could say about his looks is that he have soul of gold, hes a good working man dont get me wrong, good buddy and all but the sole fact that he is in a relationship of whatever kind with a woman (his gf is about 5 leaning to 4) is miracle by itself.
2 landwhales in OP post dont fuck for long shit story, she is insecure as fuck in her looks to the extent she wont expose it to him. He should divorce but he cant explain to himself that he wasted so much time on her that he would rather stick to her just to not look like idiot to himself.
[–]mr_c9759 points60 points61 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
She's definitely creating on him, even before they were married she was cheating.
[–]pepesilvia189[S] 35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely, he was just the ATM
[–]mr_c9730 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Neither men, nor women stay without having sex.
We're animals and we all have sexual urges.
She is 100% cheating on him.
[–]Rice-Balls0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Asexuality tho
[–]LobsterMassMurderer1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The planarians are taking over! /s
[–]ThomasofHookton4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not necessarily, there are some people that are born with zero sex drive. She could be one of those. Either way, he is an idiot for staying for six years.
[–]R3dH4zm471 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From what I've heard, even asexuals are willing to have sex to satisfy their partners. So that excuse is not available in this case.
[–]StingRayFins40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Can't have sex with someone that has no balls
[–]MGTOWJayJay21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Maybe she’s the one that has the balls but doesn’t want him to know 😂..
[–]RustBucket591 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This. I was gonna come out and say "tranny in disguise" but you beat me to it.
[–]FuckRedditCensorshi60 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is chaos
[–]rocko2000221 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
On the one hand, her body her choice. Fair enough. You can't in principle make her have sex without consent even if you're married. However, it does make one question why is she getting married in the first place (besides cash and prizes). After all, a key reason why people get married is to have children. If she's not doing her part as a potential housewife, then what's the point? I mean, no one forced her to marry, even of she was persuaded to, she can just say no. Of course, reverse the genders, and men are expected to be these studs with immense libido and testicles full of hot and sticky semen ready to be dispensed at will. If they don't operate as expected, they'll be shamed as inadequate and as (whispering.... faggots).
Or she's just putting out for someone else. Anyone that still buys the whole "Catholic schoolgirl" act is really delusional. And Catholic girls arent even the worst. That title will go to the more Evangelical "contemporary" girls such as Pentecostals or Jehovah's Witnesses. Get them away from the congregation and they'll be on their knees praising Jesus, it's just not going the be the Lord and Savior but rather Jesus the local hoodlum. And what does this have to do with the story? Well, she's probably already gotten baptized by other men and she doesn't want her God fearing beta of a man blessing her.
[–]pepesilvia189[S] 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha well said. If the post is true, I question the point about her wanting kids. If she does want kids, she'll have to have sex with her husband. If she gets pregnant from the side dude, is her plan to claim immaculate conception?
[–]AncientMGTOWWISDOM18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
some places he might not even technically be married because the marriage was never consummated, lol!
[–]ReimsHistoriae13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For Catholics the absence of consummation justifies annulment of marriage. However for civil marriage we know how the laws are...
[–]0012354 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In the U.S., he has a pretty decent chance of claiming constructive desertion if the can get UM annulment. Of course, he's not going to do that because he is such a fucking simp that he isn't even fucking his own wife. I'd bet that someone else has wrecked her shit, though.
https://info.legalzoom.com/article/can-you-divorce-your-wife-not-consummating-marriage
[–]prototype21414 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What the actual fuck. 9 years with her and no sex. Wow. Can't get worse than that.
[–]HonestGamingTroll17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On the flip side, she has been getting a lot of sex. Just not with him.
It's amazing how stupid guys are to fall for this thing. He should never have married her and he should have ended the marriage on night one, when he knew for sure she was lying. Yet 6 years later he still hasn't divorced her.
[–]Ody_ssey13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He needs to verify her biological gender. She is hiding something.
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[–]whyserenity8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He’s stupid enough to still be married so he’s stupid enough for anything.
[–]MigPOW14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
I used to have a 3 date rule. If she's not sleeping with you by the third date, you're being used.
Then I realized that the woman makes up her mind by the first date and so I cut that back to a two date rule because I was the one who needed more than one date to determine how crazy she was (note, I did not say I needed to determine IF she was crazy).
I realized this when I sat next to a very handsome man at a bar. Women literally pulled on his arm to get him to come home with them as their opening line.
Women are pragmatic people with zero standards. They float around looking for Chad. In the meantime, they find a guy they can use. They will do the minimum to keep the money and entertainment coming in and to have someone to talk to. When Chad finally comes in, the minimum is abandoned and they pull out all of the stops. When Chad leaves, they get lonely and go back to using someone in return for doing the minimum until they can find the next Chad.
This woman knew that Chad was never coming and found the ultimate sucker. If this guy is too stupid to realize, he deserves everything he's gotten. Whose fault is this? His Dad's.
[–]Curious_Oogway1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is exactly my observation.
If a woman really wants to fuck you, she will do anything on earth to get that.
[–]delsystem32exe1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
love the username - oogway chinese for turtle!!!
[–]EjakeJ7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Been there, similar to mine. Now i don’t even want her. Tides have changed, he needs a rental gf and a divorce.
[–]Ketsa6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We need a picture of this guy and a financial statement to fully grasp the situation.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My money's on troll.
[–]user_miki4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
6 years that cannot be real.
I think she has sex with other men except him.
[–]Chakra_Devourer2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
troll post.
[–]nexus32102 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are they even married if they have't consummated the marriage?
[–]unisopure2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
either post is a joke or the stupidest stupid head on earth
[–]brutalitymuffin2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
6 years? I would've divorced her after 6 days.
[–]justthrowmeout2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Doesn't even deserve divorce... annulment.
[–]Whirrlz1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol. I love my daily redpill
[–]pkarlmann0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every Sperm is Sacred
Is the only thing I can think about here... /s
[–]Blacklight1010 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude needs to start seeing escorts ASAP. No one will blame him. His wife is actually being neglectful here. Why the fuck did she marry him if she doesn't have a hint of attraction to him?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy has to be the biggest idiot in history.
[–]630am_now0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is making an absolute fool of him. What a horrible person. Men marry in part for sex and it is 100% her responsibility to make it clear that she is asexual if that is the case.
[–]TripleMaxor0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a pathetic simp. This situation wouldn't have lasted a month with a real man. Let alone marrying her.
[–]jibjab20050 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No way the is true
[–]Iperovic0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Betting $1000 she's been getting railed by Chads all this time and he's just the ATM
[–]TigPlaze0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is almost certainly satire, but it's not that far from the truth. It's an exaggeration of the case where a dude gets married and they have sex at first, but then it dies down and eventually he never gets any while she's probably out banging Tyrone Thomas Jefferson Jackson and Chad "Beefcake" McGuillicutty.
[–]SploitStacks0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This hurts me and I'm not even in that position. God rest 'is soul mate.
[–]matthewcoy0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What if his wife is really a transgender woman and has not gotten the surgery yet
[–]PepeTheMemeDealer0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lets have a moment of silence for this lad.
[–]rayedward3630 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Either he is the King of Betas or this is a troll fantasy. Not sure which is worse.
[–]iwanttheblanketback0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Doesn't he realize this is grounds for an annulment. She has acted in bad faith and they aren't really married.
[–]dcmathproof0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Isn't there some kind of alienation of affection precedent of something...
[–]kayfab0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WHAT
[–]Sumfuc0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If real, I have no sympathy for him. I’ve never taken a female on vacation that I have not already conquered all 3 of her holes. But this guy? LOLZ!
Eventually he'll Find out that every second Saturday shes down at the club's get on a gangbang
[–]R3dH4zm470 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The saddest part is that she'll have sex with her husband immediately after learning that her birth control failed with Chad. Poor guy will be celebrating his own demise.
[–]Amon661Dread0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is absolutely ridiculous
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