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[โ]shitpost_4lyf111 points112 points113 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
This guy is clearly a nice person but reality will fuck his ass so hard. Poor dude.
[โ]HonestGamingTroll23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know you had a tough day... I'll complete this sentence for Mr Cuck.
I know you had a tough day banging Chad, then Tyrone and doing no housework at all, while I was slaving away at work to pay for the house you live in, the bills to keep the place warm and the food you eat.
[โ]Bombinic8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No doubt. I cringe because, minus the brushing of the hair and the I'd die for you spiel, this reminds me of a 700 days younger me.
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[โ]maxi-mil2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same brotha, 300 day younger me was the same. It's good to be free!!!
[โ]Bombinic1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sure is!
Also reminds me of a meme I saw not too long ago that went something to the effect of.... what the hell do you do with yourself now that you're single??
Watch the rest of you get cheated on!
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[โ]Cas_RT0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Indeed it will. I hope it happens asap so he can finally wake up.
[โ]Something_Chronical27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is pre-oneitis snorting a line.
[โ]Dead_Art0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy wants a relationship, he doesn't care with who. He wants to do the things couples do and be the "best boyfriend/husband" ever so she'll be happy and satisfied with him. That's not how any of this works
[โ]GaiusClaudiusNero23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They used to make us do this stupid shit when I was a kid in church.
I got a stern talking to because I wrote down "can I just have 5 minutes?"
Marriage is bliss.
[โ]CuriousQuestionBoi15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Before the red pill. A lot of guys are trapped in this mentality, but unfortunately they are going to get a harsh wake up call later in life.
[โ]Dadeh12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I got half way through the list before the nausea started to kick in.
[โ]Chakra_Devourer3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Really? I just cut it off at "to future wife." You're a lot more patient than I am.
[โ]Peroxidekid6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Guy puts so much thought into this. Let's hope he gets what he desires. If he doesn't, the strength to see the truth.
[โ]SatouTatsu0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He will wake up to a bright future of catgirl waifus.
[โ]racing9926 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I remember when I used to be exactly like that to my fiancรฉ. So glad she cheated on me so I could wake up from that lie.
[โ]Bitcoin_Bastard6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
๐คฎ
[โ]diffeqs885 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy is fucked before the race even started.
[โ]goldenmic9089095 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its ok, he'll join us soon.
[โ]Aakash0504 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another product of single mothers
[โ]SomeSqueakyCleanButt3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I found out any of my friends wrote shit like this, we'd be knee deep in whiskey, cigars, clay pigeons and shotgun shells by that very afternoon. No cure for being a total pussy like some man shit and guy time.
[โ]tw-1234a3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Her letter back
You're really a nice guy! I'm so happy to be married to you. It's just that I don't feel like being around you for now.
Keep sending money while I find myself in Vegas.
XO
[โ]Sevomoz1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Epic
[โ]Zeldagmr2322 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
never really got the idea of foot rubs tbh, just seemed kinda gross
[โ]Aakash0502 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Prediction: Her "future wife" will fuck the whole town and cuck him with two kids and then Divorce rapes him
[โ]A_Fine_Archer1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Definitely a teenager. I had similar thoughts during my teens (growing up in a country without rampant dating/sex during teens).
[โ]DarthCallidous1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd love to do that.
Unfortunately, I've yet to see someone worthy of that, and most likely never will.
Statistics don't lie. Don't get married.
[โ]corytrevor7101 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All a woman reads is, this guy doesnโt respect himself, I think Iโll use him and cheat on him before destroying his life.
[โ]bfte20 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guys like these deserve a kick in the teeth. See if their imaginary wymyn care then.
[โ][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy has long way to go. Wish he arrives (atleast) the red pill soon otherwise time is flying my friend.
[โ]EL10RUB0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tosser.
[โ]TigPlaze0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's toast. She'll use him while banging Chad and Tyrone on the side.
I feel bad for the guy because real life is going to bend him over... but thatโs fucking pathetic.
[โ]KUL-DANK0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wamans response: k thanks
[โ]MonigMedia0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The simp is strong with this one
[โ]German9920 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I say the same things to my Harley every time I see her.
She always responds positively to me.
[โ]MGTOWmedicine0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oooof
[โ]NetGrimm0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So he chose to take the red pill as a suppository? Well, he better get his ass ready then.
[โ]darklightforever0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gaaaay
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