This newly married SIMP

ConstantChinner · 2018-08-20T16:41:39+00:00

This ham galaxy will continue eating everything in it's path, gain another 50 pounds and will STILL cheat on him.

EaglefromTheDepths · 2018-08-20T16:56:08+00:00

The look of shock on her face that she snagged a beta and didn’t even have to break a sweat literally or figuratively. Feminism really is something.

cryptotim70726 · 2018-08-20T17:41:50+00:00

Her forearm is almost as big as his waist.

SirTopKekington · 2018-08-20T17:17:13+00:00

Okay you guys, who knew this kid and why didnt you introduce him to TRP and MGTOW. Goddammit guys, pour one out for this guy. What a poor child, manipulated by society before he could develop any self-awareness

theredpilldoctor · 2018-08-20T16:52:01+00:00

I did not believe that inter species marriages are legal, why the fuck is that cow wearing a ring?

DangZagnut · 2018-08-20T18:11:12+00:00

And a Vikings fan? Hell even Jacksonville beat them in pre-season.

Real winner there.

Tipofthemorni · 2018-08-20T18:34:08+00:00

Ugh I felt physical pain looking at this photo.

Letmepoopinhere · 2018-08-20T18:38:33+00:00

Size 17 Ring

mcros85 · 2018-08-20T19:02:36+00:00

Look at how happy she is. She can't wait to get fatter, not work and leech his resources.

Maybe there is a bun in the oven by Chad or Tyrone, so she found a man that is good enough now.

ThePlague · 2018-08-20T17:39:04+00:00

We should start a pool on when this guy shows up here. Call it a Redpool. My guess would be 12/12/19.

ThaiEscapePlan · 2018-08-20T21:33:04+00:00

She reminds me of the waitress in Sideways. She's saying "I can't believe this dumb shit married me! I won!"

owninfools007 · 2018-08-20T20:41:05+00:00

WHY!? Oh tell me WHY?!

redditloginfail · 2018-08-20T21:09:37+00:00

OP needs to pay restitution for my wasted dinner.

Enjoyer_Of_Memes · 2018-08-20T21:58:05+00:00

She is gonna need a forklift to move after 30.

2MetresAbove · 2018-08-20T23:29:24+00:00

This nigga has 0 respect for himself.

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-08-21T03:44:06+00:00

Poor guy, probably thought he hit the lottery when some big-ass thot took notice of him. He's in for a rude awakening when he finds out what all he has to do and give up in order to continue occasionally having awful sex with this chick.

RandomReeditUser · 2018-08-20T20:09:24+00:00

Howl_Skank · 2018-08-21T02:33:01+00:00

So young to just throw his whole life away. Shalom kid

SomethinLikDis · 2018-08-20T21:44:56+00:00

So does she get fatter until she has her own gracational pull or how does this work? AMERICA EXPLAIN!

Title	This newly married SIMP
Author	herpderpfeynman
Upvotes	72
Comments	38
Date	August 20, 2018 4:40 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/98v6l8/this_newly_married_simp/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/this-newly-married-simp.506501 https://theredarchive.com/post/506501

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