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[–]markus_brutus292 points293 points294 points 6 years ago (35 children) | Copy Link
This is the most accurate depiction of what dating is nowadays
[–]Darkmaster85845190 points191 points192 points 6 years ago* (24 children) | Copy Link
Specially the part where if you aren't Chad you're a creeper 😂😂
[–]SliceaYouMouth12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even the guy is so thirsty he's swiping right on any old hole
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[–]Sora2667 points68 points69 points 6 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Don’t even attempt to engage a woman if you’re not good looking.
The action isn’t what makes you a creeper, your looks do.
[–]some1arguewithme13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly this. The same actions performed by an unattractive man and performed by an attractive man are perceived differently by women. And unattractive man cannot not be a creeper. Simply because he is unattractive he will be perceived as a creeper even if he isn't doing anything actually creepy.
[–]motherfucking_sisko1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
^ Learn from this guy lads. No need to learn the lesson through bitter experience.
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[–]Sora2632 points33 points34 points 6 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
I would never believe anything in total terms. That’s ridiculous, obviously.
But for a vast majority, yes. If you’re not good looking, and you attempt to talk to them, you’re a creep.
This isn’t some sort of secret lol
[+]Hirohitos3rdnut-14 points-13 points-12 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Try dating guys
[–]Sora264 points5 points6 points 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
We’re actually pretty simple.
Upon meeting you, you must meet 5 requirements for us to love you.
1.) We must be heavily attracted to you
2.) You must have a nice/respectful personality
3.) You must be mature and communicate maturely
4.) You must take care of us sexually (at least 3-4x a week if living together).
5.) Lastly, just don’t be a hoe. Which includes hoe you dress.
We want to be proud when walking with our girl, not see some other dude checking out her ass and smiling.
If you’re finding that meeting/keeping guys is hard, it’s because we will gladly lower our standards for an easy fuck.
What you think is serious, was never serious to us. But obv if we say that, it wouldn’t be an easy fuck anymore. Men will date a woman for years, knowing in the back of their mind they’ll never propose to the girl.
You can’t cheat biology. If you can’t keep a guy, you’re probably dating a guy to hot for you.
Lower your standards. You can always fuck better looking guys than you can keep, and that’s a tough reality for most women.
[–]Hirohitos3rdnut0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So it’s ok when you set standards for women, but when they do it to you and you don’t meet said standards it oppression, got it.
[–]Sora260 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I knew you were going to respond with this.
Difference is, we’re not assholes to the ones who don’t meet our standards (text friends and laugh, call us creeps, poet on social media etc.), and our love for the women we fall for is unconditional.
We don’t love you based off of what you provide for us.
If that was the case, husbands wouldn’t be staying in their sexless marriages.
But we stay anyway.. because even though you got fat, and don’t provide even the basic foundation of a male and female relationship (sex).. We still love the woman you once were, and want to be with you. We just hope you’ll come around and be the woman you were when we met you.
Let’s turn around and ask the same question.
How many wives would stay with their man, if he stopped supporting their hobbies/lifestyle financially?
Have you seen what women make on average? You think they support themselves? lmao Wake up and smell the coffee.
Y’all call us creeps, post our messages, text and laugh about it to your friends.
On top of everything, your love isn’t unconditional. It’s actually the exact opposite. A females love is conditional. Conditional on what we provide for them. Whether that be financial or emotional supports. The moment we stop providing, or have to deal with our own issues, females monkey-branch/look elsewhere.
Provide or denied. That’s not love.
Also, once you meet our standards, we’re pretty damn loyal (IF YOU ACTUALLY MEET THEM).
Even if we meet all of a woman’s standards, hypergamy is embedded into their DNA. Meaning they always have eyes for an upgrade.
So the choice is clear. BE THE UPGRADE, or lose the girl.
Sometimes being the upgrade isn’t in our hands. We can’t control what other people are. Plus, half the time the dude ain’t even an upgrade, females are just easily manipulated. So they end up getting played.
Smart females stay loyal, cause they realize the grass is always greener.
[–]Darkmaster8584510 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pay a visit to femaledatingstrategy sub if in doubt.
[–]bamabeatsny4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yes. Look at the culture. Read this sub for a while. More than 80 percent of women are banging the top 5 percent of men.
[–]usbee2tu1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The other side-effect of this is that the landwhales and single moms can always count on decent simps who didn't make the cut to be a ultra-Chad. Nowdays, the single moms and landwhales are not delusional when they have high standards, because there are desperate men out there who will actually settle for them to fit in with societal norms.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I thought it was 80/20
e: It's the 80/20 rule. You'll find this in a lot of articles.
80/20 rule is so 90's dude. As someone who has been in the sexual marketplace a while now. Take my word for it. The game became a whole lot more ruthless since smartphones, social media and tinder. It's more like 90/10 these days.
[–]Keltharious0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your own standards would dictate the fact that you, in yourself, are a creep. Just have sex incel. Stop 'white knighting' :)
[–]Darkmaster858459 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well in the animation it's made quite clear there's a correlation
[–]Bonesteel506 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It can, but often it doesn't. Complete social ineptitude will get you there, but even if you are saavy, if she doesn't think you're hot, she hates you.
[–]Hirohitos3rdnut-3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Date men
[–]Bonesteel504 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I simply date nobody
[–]bamabeatsny53 points54 points55 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Yes, because, it's no longer dating. It's hookup/fuck culture.
This video accurately portrays what's wrong with it all - people, both men and women - just fucking around. It's sad.
[–]Graypube8830 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Will never be a part of this sick ass society!
[–]SawsRUs1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think you meant to say 'you damn kids, get off my lawn'
[–]Jarin016 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The internet and apps like Tinder didn't ruin women. It exposed them.
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[–]motherfucking_sisko2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Weimar Germany was defined by sexual degeneracy on a large scale including serious problems with syphilis.
[–]yukdave30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
amen
[–]OnlyHanzo19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They forgot to mention all the STDs they exchanged and how she robbed him on the way out.
[–]jackandjill220 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[–]saiyansteve177 points178 points179 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wow what an amazing production quality.
[–]kenob55 points56 points57 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's college humor, always great stuff.
[–]silly_birb142 points143 points144 points 6 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
They make it sound funny but those people are the same that end up living on welfare and protesting of not having a good satisfying job.
[–]ButtFart8853 points54 points55 points 6 years ago* (18 children) | Copy Link
This is sort of related: for some reason girls lose interest in me when I tell them I’m pursuing an electrical engineering degree. Like I never thought the top ten highest paid college degrees with amazing job prospects and a challenging curriculum was something I had to hide. They all think they are better than me because they’ve been told they’re gonna do amazing things with their stupid graphic design degrees. Newsflash you’ll make shitty slide slows in a marketing firm making 30k a year.
[–][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lol! Right on the spot. I met a student last year accidently. She's 25 with a "degree" in "social science". Another 100k of tax payer money out of the window. Truth is, women aren't "better educated" than before. They just created soft. lazy classes to study what they think they want, not what society and economy need. So they end up being 3 years in their jobs, then looking for a guy to start their early retirement. With a master in "social science" or "expressive dancing".
[–]Raygar216 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even if she gets serious degree there is strong likelihood she'll quit after a few years anyway. Or have someone at the job do most of her work for her.
[–]Dorinus22 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
100k per year multiplied by the amount of years she will be working.
That's a lot of money out the window
[–]King-Kudrav9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Graphic Design is not at all what you describe it to be. Don’t lump it in with theatre, gender studies, and sociology. Graphic design is actually very sought after by most companies right now and is the reason any logos and ads look pleasing to the eye. I’m not even a graphic design major, I’m not creative at all but don’t shit on things unnecessarily.
[–]ButtFart8816 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yes, and electrical engineers build rail guns and work on Neural laces.
I’m bringing up a point here which people with half decent majors do. They always point to the coolest applications of their major.
As an electrical engineer I’m apparently relegated to the boring work like working on sub stations, but every graphic design major gets to work at google.
Realistically, most graphic design majors are going to be relegated to marketing firms making 30-40k a year. Most journalism majors are going to work for failing local newspapers, not the New York Times, most psychologists are going to work as guidance counselors, not work on groundbreaking research.
Women always love to act like they’re gonna be the .01% who does something cool with their major. But me, who gets a 4.0 and actually goes to school, is going to do the rote work (I’m far more likely to work on rail guns than they are to work at google)
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sure there are some boring engineering jobs, but good engineers, whether they are designing widgets or space stations, make good money.
[–]ButtFart880 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re just pulling a “who hurt you” no one cares dude. You should try getting a real job if you’re insecure about your current one. Not yelling at people for explaining to you why it’s not good.
[–]motherfucking_sisko2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nothing dries up ladies cooches like engineering dude. If you did want to get involved with a woman about the only kind who go for guys who work in technical fields are Asian women. They can be their own special brand of crazy and demanding though.
[–]ButtFart881 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t disagree but it’s stupidity more than anything. One of the main things women want is a provider and engineering provides that in spades.
[–]silly_birb1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's because men with normal jobs are labeled as "normies". To make her pussy tingle i never say i have a stable job, i say i work partime doing oddjobs, tell about a couple of crazy stories i mad up beforehand and it works.
[–]jackandjill220 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You don't get it. That's not how it works at all.
"How long will that take"?
[–]ButtFart881 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
4 years, the same amount of time as their graphics design degree.
[–]jackandjill224 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yea, but you're not factoring in excitement.
That's literally what you're missing. Excitement with status is a large determining factor. Why wait for that when they could fuck a college athlete that has access to all the exclusive parties & then ontop of that you may have an apprenticeship & debt.
Football players the safe option mate. You're totally missing the game & the way they think.
[–]ButtFart881 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nah dude I feel you and I agree, but obviously everyone can’t be a football player.
I am transferring to a state university next semester though and I’m sure my value will go up significantly, women do love the immediate benefits of being with a guy with social connections.
[–]jackandjill222 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
but obviously everyone can't be a football player
& That's why we're the 80%. Anymore questions?
[–][deleted] 70 points71 points72 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's realistic.
[–]79johnsmith61 points62 points63 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Better than Disney
[–]john212323 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Certainly more realistic.
[–][deleted] 46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Thats depressing
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[–]larry_the_loving8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Having the time of your life" doesn't mean it's not pathetic and disgusting.
Get off Tinder.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why? I think it's funny. It models reality of social media in a nutshell.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Its the reality thats disgusting, not the video.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hm. Okay. I accept your answer and I agree from the civilized POV. But drop the romantic dream for a moment. How things work in nature, more or less, is exactly that. It's not about sharing your life with a replacement of mommy or begin a dad for a spoiled princess. The basic thing is reproduction. If you take away all social narratives, biology is king. This will bring down your bad feelings and turn them into indifference. :)
[–]HappyOtter242 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another day another dick. Its like a job for women these days.
[–]NickTesla201835 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Classic!
[–]HonkHonkBro42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Old but gold. The prof of one of my classes on media/romance also showed us this a week or two ago for fun. Absolute classic.
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[–]HonkHonkBro9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, woman ofc. Like vast majority of my profs. So yah, seems she can kinda get away with more.
[–]bfte235 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm surprised this came from CuckedHumor.
[–]bfte223 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I stopped watching them after 2011. Too woke for my tastes and the jokes were basically toilet humor.
[–]egieasemota[🍰] 31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
This was fun to watch, but also bitter-sweet for me. I am still a virgin and I have never dated though I am in no hurry to due to the many red flags of women and also the gynocentrism in the west and also due to my desire to achieve self-actualization goals. I have no problem with guys pumping and dumping modern women simply because that is what modern women want and deserve and hey, when in Rome. But I cannot see myself engaging in that.
[–]KineRov22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Matter of fact, there are a lot many things which can give you higher levels dopamine. Sex is just a low hanging fruit.
[–]egieasemota[🍰] 19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
well said! I get a rush from playing PC games, reading fantasy novels, working out, cooking something great, and MAKING MONEY! You are right, my friend.
[+]blaskowich-12 points-11 points-10 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
What does it matter what you achieve and do in life if you don't have any children to continue your lineage King?
[–]KineRov12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Ha ha when I am dead, I am dead. Do I care after I am dead?
[+]blaskowich-9 points-8 points-7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Unless you die young you will severely regret your current life choices when you're older. You may decry the degeneracy of the modern West, gynocentricism, modern women, etc. and you are right to, but your actions are just as degenerate and lead to the decline of civilization as much as theirs. They're women and don't know any better, what's your excuse?
[–]mgtow__uk16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm older, somewhat accomplished, unmarried, and pleased about my life decisions and how things have turned out because of them. I'm a living counter-example to your claim and I'm sure I'm not an outlier.
I agree that pumping and dumping is degenerate. However, I'll point out that neither egieasemota or blaskowich said they are doing that. In fact, egieasemota suggested he will not, so your condemnation is misdirected regardless of which of them, or both, you've addressed.
Anyway, recognizing a decadent, decaying culture and choosing not to participate in its excesses because of moral objections to it is neither an excuse or degenerate. The opposite is true: it's a morally correct choice. I'll go further, a depraved culture that refuses reform _deserves_ death. It earned it. It fought for it. It should have it.
Hail to the men, MGTOW or no, who recognize corruption and evil and say "No" to it. It's OK to walk away.
[–]KineRov-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
u/blaskowich I understand you. Most of the guys here were in relationship. They wanted to do good for themselves and society in general. But they have been bitten by this society. They are just not participating in fueling this moral corruption any more. What instills fear in you is believing that society won’t correct itself before its annihilation because of MGTOW, which is incorrect. There are still good men and women who will continue the legacy. We are just eliminating the weeds who won’t be able to produce and their lives will become lesson for future generations to autocorrect themselves.
[–]egieasemota[🍰] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh I do want children. However, I won't be looking at western(ized) women at all or damaged ones. Perhaps surrogacy in Chile?
[–]hassydichammer2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Like methamphetamines and sky diving?
[–]KineRov0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No, I won’t recommend drugs. I like to stay sharp and alert.
[–]hassydichammer0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To each their own.
If you do want to bust your cherry mate, i'd recommend hookers. Get a high class one with good reviews. You will have a much better time than starfish with some basic tinder slut.
[–]egieasemota[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A good suggestion. Plus, no strings.
[–]moriarty_05622 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and people still believe in finding “true love”. 🥱
[–]swolesamoan18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Exactly what my ex girlfriend did in just a week of us breaking up. I was distraught and alone. She fucked the first guy she could. I’ll never forget that sickening feeling inside. Thank goodness I found MGTOW and I could care less about her and every other woman! Women just creep me out and disgust me now. I can’t even become attracted to them anymore!
[–]usehername696918 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She was likely fucking someone before you broke up.
[–]bamabeatsny7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sadly, this is most likely true.
[–]john212321 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same, but it was an ex wife and she started doing the nasty with at least two guys before we were legally divorced; just separated.
[–]motherfucking_sisko0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was very likely cheating on you mate. Good for you for finding MGTOW. Women fuck with your mind dude. The experience i had with the love of my life and the emotional terrorism she subjected me to left me suicidal. So it could be worse.
[–]Darkmaster8584513 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mgtow Chad for the win.
[–]Joey_Lopez12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That was awesome. Is there more like that?
[–]CorrectObject9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The look on her face after she got out of bed lol. Totally accurate.
[–]Uttfttufftcytfcctf8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The moral decay of society is so disgusting.
[–]Chakra_Devourer9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Note: The tattoo on on her arm. LOL! That ain't no princess!
That's a thot.
[–]Dorinus22 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Did yoy know that in order to work and a disney amusment park as a princess the employee cannot have any type of tattoo? They laxed the rules recently saying only not visible tattoes are allowed but basdd disney made a solid point
[–]Chakra_Devourer0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
so she could have a "tramp" stamp and it's fine, eh? These bitches love to put the tattoo on the hips or lower back. I guess it's probably something for the guy to look at because her ass is boring and every guy already seen it.
[–]Yggdrasill46 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The first two weeks of no sex is fucking hard, but after a while, you get use to it through tolerance. You still want it, but it doesn't become all consuming. It has been two months for me, and I am doing ok. Also, this is a very accurate and fucking shit sad reality of dating. Everything shit
[–]Dix_Flatline2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Two weeks without sex
It's like a rollercoaster:
The wait is long, the ride is short, the second time is not as nearly as fun as the first, and there is an endless line men behind you.
Source: https://i.redd.it/nvn6oudhd5u21.jpg
Andy Warhol once said "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes ", I would say "today everyone can fall in love for 6 seconds".
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[–]KING_CPB-2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You didn't read, did you?
[–]Maximum_Afternoon2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Soo... she was raped, I assume?
[–]john212321 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It depends on how she feels about it years down the line.
[–]Maximum_Afternoon1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly, we'll find out in 2050.
[–]SergeantLiftsAlot4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dating in the 21st century. Disney needs to update their movies.
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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this video is 6 years old but is more accurate than ever
this one is 11 years old. it's good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts7vkLmisiQ
time flies
[–]OGPixel51 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha sad
[–]Rocco-AT0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gave me a good laugh thanks!!!
[–]MGTOW-Soldier0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My pain is constant and sharp and I don't hope for a better world for anyone.
You're halfway there. When your pain becomes your fuel to be better and your apathy for the world inverts and you only care about yourself and your family/close friends you will be ready.
[–]jack1239550 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That was so perfect
[–]indoorimp0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That was hilariously accurate..
[–]aventadorlp0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AI sex robots enter the room
[–]fixedflipper6460 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It do be like that
[–]redvisionsss0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
lol so true. All attractive women have already had every chad in them they possibly can. Dont waste your time
[–]john212323 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Went to a Christian camp in high school. 16 year old girl said she had slept with eleven guys already, and the pastor said her slate was wiped clean when she got baptized again. I’m guessing she told the next guy she slept with that she’s a virgin, and I’m guessing she’s not the only girl that does that. 11 guys before it’s even legal. Imagine how many she would have been with by age 20.
[–]Chakra_Devourer2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know going by the bible, if sins were that easy to forgive then God wouldn't send his son only to "suffer for us" supposedly. Mind you know I'm not a christian. But then again it's full of contradictory comments. On the one hand, they often claimed we're God's children but then say "God sent his only son, Jesus Christ, to suffer for our sins." So which is it? Are we his children is Jesus the only one?
Anyway, bitches love religions like Christianity because it can forgive whatever fucked up things they've done immediately.
"I've been a whore and fucked thousands of men but I went to the church and they forgave me. I'm now a born-again-virgin." -- trad-thots.
[–]thenotoriousdougie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In part 2 of the story, 8 months in the future, after realizing the “Prince” who knocked her up used a bogus account and a burner phone she’s back on Tinder, tired of “playing games” and “fuck boys”, looking for a “good man” who will accept her bastard as “his own”.
[–]ViktorCage0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This seems to be funny, but every piece of comedy has some truth in it.
[–]heyneso0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And why would I want to do this again?
You get a surprise STD as a gift!
[–]Vergil3870 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
she snuck out that morning at 4:00 and lived happily ever after, CAUSE THEY NEVER SPOKE AGAIN
this shit sounds a little too fucking good to be true
[–]Chakra_Devourer1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just like how most animals mate in the wild. Kind of like a herd of wildebeests. They meet up and fuck and then produce offsprings.
The only difference here is that humans have options (birth control).
[–]Vergil3870 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was aware of birth control since before my teen days mate. not trying to be disrespectful or condescending.
is just that I believe this shit sounds too good to be true because this is what I was kinda hoping I would have gotten out of tinder years ago. instead what I would match with was bimbos who ignored 95% of the time and the other 5% who did click with me were single mothers and other dishonest bimbos who sounded clingy as fuck even before we agreed to meet up. the type of bitches that will never sneak out and behave as if you owe them something just for letting you fuck them for one night.
not sure if you ever heard about tinder bimbos who use that fucking app for only three things and they are...
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