We found the Unicorn !🦄

marcopoloman · 2018-11-13T10:58:45+00:00

I pay for dinner $100 and she leaves $15 to $20?

Griever114 · 2018-11-13T14:31:43+00:00

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Aneurism1 · 2018-11-13T10:36:53+00:00

Too bad they distracted from the overall message with a glaring missuse of the word "your" in this given context.

eduardkoopman · 2018-11-13T11:09:07+00:00

That a woman pays like 25% orso overall of everything combined. That's the absolute maximum I have see around.

genethedog · 2018-11-13T17:32:13+00:00

Almost every example shows the Pareto Principle in action. And if it was actually 80/20, most of us (if I dare say) would have been ok with it. We now we're 80% more capable than they are.

The problem comes when they go nah... 85/15 (post war/first wave feminism)... then they go 90/10 (second wave feminism)... then they go 100/0 (third wave feminism)...then men go "Fuck this, I'm out" and they go "110/-10" and we stand back watching in astonishment... then we stop watching and walk away and they go "I'm calling the cops!"... then we come here and go "Holy shit dudes... you saw it too?!" and then they go... "Why don't you just stop talking about us if you don't want anything to do with us!" and we go "because it's funny to watch a child throw a tantrum in the grocery store when the kid ain't yours!"

John_Allen_Reever · 2018-11-13T11:34:24+00:00

Can someone please translate this from 70-IQ Ebonics to English?

Zachjsrf · 2018-11-13T22:15:13+00:00

Wrong. If I'm paying the bills she does all the housework.

ClutchLord81 · 2018-11-13T15:37:35+00:00

Is that ‘Rumble’ Johnson? Ok. I’ll go then.

ziggmuff · 2018-11-13T16:46:01+00:00

Why do women talk like that? I don't care what she brings to the table if I ever find out she talks like that it's an absolute pass for me, dawg.

TheLastMgtow · 2018-11-13T17:30:42+00:00

Oh NOW they wanna BARGAIN? Lmao. Dont cuck to these desperate std ridden thots.

AND TYRONE PAYS NOTHING, and sometimes she even PAYS HIM ahahahah. BE TYRONE ONLY PUMP AND DUMP OR GIVE THEM NOTHING

honda_vfr · 2018-11-13T12:04:57+00:00

What a deal.

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2018-11-13T12:17:59+00:00

Woah ... a contributor? Not quite a unicorn, but a rare find nevertheless.

Still gonna take half your shit in the divorce.

2018-11-13T14:00:11+00:00

How about HE pay the rent and SHE pays nothin' 'cause there ain't no SHE in the house!

thewisesloth · 2018-11-13T16:20:29+00:00

My ex wife told me all those same empty promises too.

USMCNIN · 2018-11-13T17:20:35+00:00

I PAY, he PAYS... when did basic grammar go the wayside

AliBarakat · 2018-11-13T17:21:13+00:00

Pretty sure this is fake.

schlatt9 · 2018-11-13T18:33:33+00:00

What do you mean? This must be a gay man.

curiouslyengaged · 2018-11-13T20:46:07+00:00

She thinks paying 300 utilities is equal to 1200 rent or 100 bill in a restaurant to 20 tip - see we're equal!

new2redpill · 2018-11-13T21:03:07+00:00

I’m really starting to hate this Ebonics shit “He be” “when the squad be” “he/she be like.” Get the fuck out of here! I bet you that’s what this bitch sounds like in real life, now a days is cool to sound dumb. FFS!

Engeenius · 2018-11-13T22:09:03+00:00

My ex wife made the promise that if i paid for all the bills, she would throw a certain amount of money into our savings account every month. Not a single fucking dollar was put in. Turns out she was saving in her own account. Thank god i got out of that marriage after 1 year.

_amazingBastard · 2018-11-13T19:56:06+00:00

I'm an insignificant other

Cosmohig · 2018-11-13T13:20:39+00:00

If I had FB I would've used used a laughing emoji. Those are just words. You could pay 50/50 and it still wouldn't be enough. You're going to need to learn compassion and to be humble. You're also going to have to wait another 40 years because I have too much to do to have a gf.

Is the title supposed to be sarcastic?

Title	We found the Unicorn !🦄
Author	cafeorange
Upvotes	143
Comments	55
Date	November 13, 2018 10:14 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9wnvb2/we_found_the_unicorn/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/we-found-the-unicorn.460072 https://theredarchive.com/post/460072

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