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[–]FeelThatBern133 points134 points135 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
japan is so woke, they haven't slept since hiroshima
[–]DonaldTrumpsWaifu36 points37 points38 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It's illegal to sleep. Must work to keep the economy from collapsing.
[–]frankmarlowe[S] 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
God knows their kids won't be able to do it
[–]GoingCamaro 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What kids?
[–]frankmarlowe[S] 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
DAS DE JOKE, MANG
[–]Whitepill-rescue15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No other country in the world has had a wake up call like the Hiroshima bomb.
[–]icedupsmackhead4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fuck, thats even darker than OP
[–]GoingCamaro 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had this idea once for a transgendered superhero who gets their powers from Nuclear Radiation. I'll call it "Heroshema"
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[–]MTrueSolitude55 points56 points57 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"Real man"
[–]80173516 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
*Reel man - for all sorts of strings to dump on.
[–]syd-heich1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reel in a man like a subjugated fish
[–]General_Fear53 points54 points55 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Dream? That is what happens when you get married. Sex? In your dreams.
[–]notacrookatall22 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Honestly, when I found out by talking to other men, and looking at the literature on the topic, that sex DIES after marriage (for most people), I just nearly lost my mind. What's the fucking point? So my conundrum has become, how do you find a woman, if ever, who would enjoy a healthy sex life with you? Does having plenty of sex before marriage guarantee that her habits will continue beyond marriage? Or do all women lie?
[–]Itisforsexy27 points28 points29 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My hypothesis is that it isn't a lie, it's just that women live in their immediate emotions. When you marry a girl, you're giving up all power in your life. Women know this. Sign that paper, say those words in front of the altar, and you're her bitch now in perpetuity.
That's not sexy, for anyone.
Even an alpha chad who decides to marry a girl will eventually stop being sexy, because that choice alone nullifies being alpha. The physical component is rarely enough to keep things going in the mind of a woman if the context is wrong.
[–]redrummilf15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its like they say to themselves: "How can I respect a man who would settle for me?"
[–]General_Fear14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The majority of women lie. What's a woman's dream guy? A hot, 6 foot tall horse hung millionaire who is dynamite in the sack. But there aren't enough of these men go to around. So before they hit the wall, they marry guys in their 30's they wouldn't even date in the 20's. Peal Jam wrote a song about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWzLgWWu5wU
Back in my blue pill days, I got involved with an below average woman with a great mind. On a scale of 1 to 10 she was a 5. One day I just could not look at her anymore. Her super brain was not enough. I could not even kiss her anymore. I had to be honest with myself and cut her loose.
The same thing happens with women. Just before they hit the wall, the lie to themselves and settle. They can convince themselves. They can marry that 5'8'' plumber. But was that what she dreamed of when she was 16? So what happens. There comes a point they can't stand to even look at the guy they married much less have sex with them.
[–]flesh_flute 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
It's true. You hook up with a girl. Enjoy amazing sex several times a day for a few weeks (aka. "honeymoon")! Then once you move in with each other, the frequency of le sexy time drops like a stone to once per month (if even that) and the girl will just lay there like a dead lifeless fish.
This has been my experience with all my serious relationships. The best sex I've ever had has been with "girlfriends" I haven't moved in with. I've been seeing a woman now for about three years and I keep stalling with the "commitment". And the sex is still quite good with random BJ:s and everything. I sometimes go AWOL for a couple of weeks and she is like crazy horny whenever we meet up again.
[–]Blackfelixyz16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What a twist
[–]Takakazu_Kinashi1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVIRcnlRKF8
[–]GemStarCN2143 points44 points45 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Probably the realist post so far.
[–]Ramasama9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
tfw...
[–]freezingsama7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This post is too real...
[–]Afab67 28 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The beautiful thing about pessimism is that you can only be pleasantly surprised.
[–]frankmarlowe[S] 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My nigga [fist bump]
[–]Saturn198121 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I had a friend who taught in Japan. She told me some kids throw themselves in front of subway trains if they don’t get into college.
[–]skoobled16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They throw themselves in front of trains for many reasons...
[–]Saturn19814 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s so punk rock. I kind of admire it.
[–]TigPlaze7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I hear in Japan, they have one and only one test they must pass to get into college, and they have only one chance to pass it. It's not like in the US where if you don't get into Harvard, you probably will get in somewhere else.
I'm not too terribly surprised that some Japanese people suicide out.
[–]Saturn198114 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It’s mainly the parents fault. They put so much pressure on their children to the point where if they can’t get into school, it’s considered an embarrassment to the family name.
But, they do have sex robots...
[–]Ugthok2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Best comment.
[–]Saturn19811 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dem robots tho
[–]IndistinguishableNut 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sins of the fathers, either biological parents or the rulers/bureaucrats in education, make them do harakiri.
[–]IndistinguishableNut 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is this real?
[–]Saturn19810 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look it up. So they have these subways that run on time. To the minute.
However in February they are delayed frequently. Because that’s when test scores come out...
[–]RedFoxOnFire8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Gaki No Tsukai?
[–]Section-205 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Zettai ni.
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Omae wa mou, shindeiru
[–]strangerthing79 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Impossibru!
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Ippon, Strangatingu7
[–]strangerthing74 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Sushi Picachuuuuuu All you base belongs to us bukake gozaimas
[–]IndistinguishableNut 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Hentai.
[–]strangerthing71 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Hehe, how two bombs turned an empire of fearless warriors, to a bunch of dudes who marry their pillow.
[–]IndistinguishableNut 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Oppai kimochi! xD
[–]strangerthing70 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Made me laugh after I read about this in Urban dictionary lmao
[–]Malefics3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
おまえはもう死んでいる
[–]TheOldEskimo2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
RYU GA WAGA TEIKI WO KUROAW
[–]Tyrone-Chaddingston1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
RYU JIN NO KEN WO KUREI
[–]verynormalsimple1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
yameteee
Sono teido ka?
[–]your_inner_asshole 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus Christ, we're supposed to give up on women, not life itself! There's far more to life than just getting your dick wet, boys! I know a terminally-ill person going through chemotherapy who has more hope than you do. Geez.
[–]flesh_flute 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/r/2meirl4meirl
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[–]Dawsac0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True
[–]Atrand0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it's so true though o.o
[–]mucus-broth0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are you stealing from dankmemes again?
[–]Keyhre0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha truth wrapped up in a good joke basically. Japanese shows are great
[–]shortmanlongfingers0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the man with the card is more right than the one answering him, and he has much more of a conquering attitude in comparison
[–]TigPlaze0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My dream is to go on a voyage on the Queen Mary 2. That's a dream that could really happen. If my dream were to play goalie for the Detroit Red Wings, that would be a dream I would have to give up. Another person who's young and has a ton of athletic skill might be able to pull that one off.
Some dreams can happen. Some can't.
[–]visvavasu20 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow
[–]ekurisona0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
don't let your dreams be memes
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