"What's stopping you from coding like this?"

630am_now · 2020-09-17T15:41:35+00:00

Ans: Umm, I actually need to get work done instead of pretending and not getting called out because vag?

irrelevantmoniker · 2020-09-17T15:54:28+00:00

Funnily enough while I am both a programmer and someone who has a great interest in their own genitalia i've never found the answer to a programming problem while looking at my penis.

2020-09-17T16:06:13+00:00

Answer: The fact that I am a professional Senior Software Developer, who's projects are measured using various metrics. As a consequence; I am required to focus on my work, the quality of my code, and the optimisation of my algorithms. Therefore, being able to see my computer screen is essential for fulfilling my contractual obligations.

Furthermore, if I went into that position, my enormously long shlong would be touching my own mouth; which would cause a distraction from coding, and also some embarrassment whilst partaking in Zoom meetings.

FairlyWhelmed · 2020-09-17T15:45:28+00:00

How ridiculous

Chakra_Devourer · 2020-09-17T17:16:16+00:00

That looks like a good position for Chad/Tyrone to hammer down.

JustVenci · 2020-09-17T18:09:34+00:00

Because men have to... You know... Actually work?

RedditSucksss1 · 2020-09-17T21:19:01+00:00

Because I'm not a psychopath. Woman actually think that's funny which is the sad part.

Zaanix · 2020-09-17T16:57:53+00:00

The fact that the code has to do something meaningful.

And a ribcage.

bidenwillkillusall · 2020-09-17T20:02:52+00:00

Is this how you code a virus?

LegendKnight094 · 2020-09-18T10:02:24+00:00

Let me guess.. she's writing Hello World. On Python.

Chaos1990 · 2020-09-17T18:20:45+00:00

I cant code, I dont bend that way and I need to see what Im doing.

haven20N · 2020-09-17T22:02:27+00:00

My hernia

ElectricalCost0 · 2020-09-17T23:37:14+00:00

All the really good programmers stare at their beaver while coding, I’ve been told.

EEEGuba69 · 2020-09-18T01:43:12+00:00

A BRAIN

Ody_ssey · 2020-09-18T06:14:41+00:00

Interviewer: We need a candidate who can write code for this AI, code must be optimized and modular.

Women:

happyhappyhuman · 2020-09-19T21:48:56+00:00

The fact I need to C what I’m typing.

Think-notlikedasheep · 2020-09-17T17:01:20+00:00

Because you can't read what is on the screen.

DUH.

Coding is not just typing a bunch of stuff. It is also reading the output.

sickdrupaler · 2020-09-18T00:54:37+00:00

JUst stop it. I had to block all this shit on twitter. I don't need it here.

Title	"What's stopping you from coding like this?"
Author	630am_now
Upvotes	60
Comments	26
Date	September 17, 2020 3:40 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/iulxrw/whats_stopping_you_from_coding_like_this/
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