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[–][deleted] 127 points128 points129 points 7 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Dolly Parton posted a photo on her instagram the other day with Keanu and he was doing this exact same thing with his hands away from her too.
This guy takes no risks.
[–]PadaV451 points52 points53 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Pic in question https://i.imgur.com/fXhBvJt.jpg
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry man, I really should've linked that myself.
Thanks for backing me up.
[–]ApeGoesBananas2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I recognize her from somewhere but I can't put my finger on it
[–]Helstromme2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She's that country singer that opened an amusement park in TN.
[–]ApeGoesBananas3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I found out. I remember her from Hannah Montana.
[–]UndeadTed0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Go watch 'The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas'
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[–]UndeadTed0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah but will it be a musical?
[–]NickTesla20189 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What self control. Afraid I would have grabbed both of Dolly's boobs. And a Matrix Motorboat.
[–]Itisforsexy2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It baffles me how we've come to this point as a society, where a man touching a girl's side ribs during a photoshoot somehow could translate into sexual assault in the eyes of the world? Hell, to be frank, while I don't think anyone should do this, guys who randomly slap women's asses in a bar, they should be shown the door and given a stern talking down to. Not throw in prison with their life ruined.
We've taken protection of women to an extreme level that makes absolutely no sense, and the ironic part (from their perspective) is that this hurts women too, as they're starting to realize, men will no longer give them attention. They made it too dangerous.
[–]KanyeTrump20201 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think he’s holding his hand out where the camera can see it, showing that it’s not on their butt.
Pretty smart if so.
[–]Dontmindmebrother112 points113 points114 points 7 years ago* (6 children) | Copy Link
Keanu Reeves is a great example of how a man should live his life;a carefree and peaceful existence without seeking external validation from women.
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah there's not many Hollywood stars that I look up to but he's one of them.
[–]Fortnite_FaceBlaster6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, he can be kind of a cuck. He was on the train once and he gave his seat up to a female who didn't really need it.
[+]gregpoupon-9 points-8 points-7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I guess getting mad plastic surgery is not seeking validation from women because he cares what men think about his looks 😭 That's a good one
[–]That1BrownGuy7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The dude is an actor, plastic surgery was probably an investment for his career
[–]defiantplatypus 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow an active Reddit account with negative karma. And it's not brand new. Well fookin' done lad!
[–]hominid_mgtow71 points72 points73 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I would definitely see John Wick 3.
[+][deleted] 7 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
It looks badass. Lone wolf fighting against a horde. I like that shit.
[–]razta965 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not to mention Keanu actually does competitive shooting in real life to train for his gun fighting scenes...The dude can absolutely shred a 3 gun course. Just makes me love him and his movies that much more
[–]VisibleTheory40 points41 points42 points 7 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
Is it true he lives alone in a small apartment and donates all his income to cancer research?
[–]BreakingNexiting 58 points59 points60 points 7 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
No, it’s not. He has a few places, I’ve only been to his condo in NYC and it’s over 3m. He has a huge collection of sports cars & classic motorcycles. Gets a new one custom made every year almost. He talked about having his biggest place in Jackson WY if I remember correctly. He still smokes cigarettes & generally eats whatever the hell he wants, he doesn’t hang with industry people, most his close friends are actually not famous and are very respectful of his privacy. He’s a real creature of habit. Has a few side chicks, but again everyone that’s actually in his inner circle doesn’t gossip about him, I heard that’s the quickest way to never hear from him again.
Like I said I hung out with him a few times through a mutual friend in NYC and asked him a ton of questions, he’s actually someone I’ve always been fascinated by. He does like living alone & watches a ton of films. That’s all that really pops out at the moment....
He does donate to a bunch of cancer charities & gives the crew on some of the sets of his movies bonuses personally but he by no means lives in a 1 bedroom. He’s not flashy, but he enjoys his money.
[–]VisibleTheory19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the info. Sounds like one of the rare gems of Hollywood.
[–]BreakingNexiting 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
My pleasure. I got a lot of stories like that, have been lucky enough to hangout in the right circles. Lived in NYC, LA, and Venice, Italy and all 3 were always full of famous people.
[–]VisibleTheory3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Nice! I just recently signed up for backstage dot com trying to get into the industry. I've had a few auditions and now I realize that acting is actually a difficult skill to learn. Anyone who can keep their brand going for so long (like Reeves) deserves a lot of respect.
[–]BreakingNexiting 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Oh for sure. I recently made the jump into being a YouTuber full time & its been a hell of a ride.
Crazy thing is there will always been folks with more subs so you can’t let it get to you!! Once you get approved for a partnership & you cross idk 25,000 subs it’s all pretty much the same. I have friends with over 10m subs and they say the same. You just keep making the same kinda content that got you there, for the same core audience. At the end of the day 100 views vs 1,000 vs 10,000 vs 100,000 is really no different. The difference is how you perceive it, and how it affects your work, that matters. I think YouTubers find themselves complaining about views too much. That’s the one thing the viewer doesn’t really give a shit about or understand.
Average kid on YouTube has no clue how much YouTubers make, and from where, and to be honest we shouldn’t be complaining. Not only do we do very well, but we have the power to get outside sponsorships, leverage other platforms like Twitter & Facebook.... possibilities are endless.
Actual YT Ad revenue & views are actually less than 1/20th of my total revenues since I started playing it off my own site (VincentBriatore.net), 4x more Ad rev, push notifications, mailing lists... all kind of benefits.
Kids these days just gotta realize you always gotta stay a step ahead, and find ways of optimizing your traffic. YouTube isn’t exactly your ally, as long as ppl stay on their site they don’t care which channel it is & creators tend to forget that.
[–]throbaso[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
...so how much do you make?
[–]BreakingNexiting 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Low 7 figures x year.
[–]throbaso[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How much hours a week do you need to put in for that?
[–]BreakingNexiting 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, I work from home, and it feels like I’m always working honestly. Anywhere from 30 to 60 hours per week, but when you love what you do it’s not really work!
[–]Culpmeister0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus
[–]General-Rommel2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope this is is true because it matches my assumptions I have about the man; he sounds like an absolute legend and I hope he gets all the fruits of success he's looking for.
[–]11bNg1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wasnt he building bikes?
[–]BreakingNexiting 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Idk, maybe that’s more recently, at the time he was always having them custom built. You’d see him flying down Santa Monica boulevard with a cig hanging from his mouth... 0 fucks given.
[–]cncdanb2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We machined a seat for one of his custom bikes about 8 or 9 years ago. It was a fun project. We hoped to get the tank too, but we didn’t get that.
[–]Sir_manalot17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He is a smart man then.
[–]Gibits7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah. The dude is famous for not caring about money.
[–]KC_weeden0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Badass
[–]gregpoupon-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can always find the dumbest people on Reddit... YouTube comments is far superior...
[–]Morphs_32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's so ironic that one of the cringiest male actions - the hover hand- changed into a powerful tool in the male arsenal of self protection.
[–]verynormalsimple3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Weaponized Autism starts making sense
[–]Neem3r2925 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women: YoU CaN sEe HiS hAnDs BuT wHeRe Is HiS pEnIs?!?
[–]SolidFinding21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smart guy. He's worth the odd dollar or two, and as a Hollywood figure he must be well aware of just how much a target he is or could be. He should, absolutely, follow the Pence Principle. Ruin is never far from the door of a guy like him.
[–]LiveTheTruth32114 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am the same way. Not part of my arms past my wrists ever touches a woman I don't know when its something like this.
[–]TheTastelessBatman13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, in all honesty, he was the first one to take the red pill. Thanks sire!
[–]Alekhine8210 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Whats this term called again? Ghost hands or wave hands? I cant remember.
[–]LinksLegionaire 29 points30 points31 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hover hands, I believe.
[–]LiveTheTruth32116 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some form of jazz hands.
The "look at me, I'm avoiding false rape accusations" dance.
[–]2MetresAbove 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That feeling when hover hands become something necessary to avoid #metoo. Neo, you are the Chosen One. I shall learn from you.
[–]cyclops887 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Do not try and Cup the thots, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...there is no thot. Then you will see it is not the thot that is cupped, it is only yourself
[–]whatevescom7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The second you stop giving them power, is when you take your life back. When you see a Ferrari, you don't see the $3K wash and wax every six months. You don't see the $30K service every 15K miles, and you definitely forget that you can get the same thrill from a gocart.
The car, and the thot. They only get you one thing. Bragging rights. The car, and the thot, they will never care, love, or be there for you. Don't play the game, live well.
[–]ThePlague7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those two both look like a world of thotty trouble. At a gun range, but with low-cut shirts and bare midriffs? Either they're not shooting, or don't mind the odd hot casing hitting their exposed flesh.
[–]AntiAbleism5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I don’t touch women unless it’s a handshake which is rare.
[–]MasterChris7257 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’m waiting for the lawsuit over a handshake.
[–]AntiAbleism5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It’s coming.
[–]obi2kanobi2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And from a sloppy "finger tips" handshake at that.
[–]boy_named_su6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is no poon
[–]Fellafrom953 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Too bad he always plays that one guy who loses his family and fights everyone bc of it
[–]EnslavedOpethFan0532 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well to be fair in John Wick he essentially goes on his rampage because his dog was killed and his car got stolen lol.
[–]TheSilverShade2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're thinking of Liam Neeson I think right?
[–]ConnorGracie1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
When you become chad you won't have to anymore
[–]R3D_R4Z0R_3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell that to Christiano Ronaldo.
[–]Gordon-G1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who are these whores?!..where was this taken?!
Yes smart man for not taking any chances !!
[–]Pimozv1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still not 100% safe imho. A girl could suddenly move her hips and make contact just when the shot is taken.
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Yeah there's not many Hollywood stars that I look up to but he's one of them.
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It looks badass. Lone wolf fighting against a horde. I like that shit.
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