Wise Pizza Man Is Wise

BugScotch · 2018-05-30T19:07:35+00:00

Is this OPM? That’s sonic, speed of sound. The person in the robes is a dude.

mgtowben · 2018-05-30T19:11:33+00:00

Umm, that looks like Saitama and Speed-O-Sound-Sonic, who's a dude btw lmao.

mgtowthrowww · 2018-05-30T20:33:40+00:00

I used to work in an industry like this and my boss had to explain to a woman like this once, "Yeah, cash or check - I've got kids to feed".

She got all embarrassed.

ConstantChinner · 2018-05-30T18:59:20+00:00

Well, we also take debit...

Downhere_Seeds · 2018-05-30T19:33:39+00:00

We don't normally do this but... gulp... you can write check

DimoneFreehold20 · 2018-05-30T21:52:51+00:00

So is she saying she’s worth $22.50?

AcrobaticAge · 2018-05-30T19:54:09+00:00

Just a few days ago I got this line from a woman and my answer was "No. I need the money since I can't pay for goods with sex".

JKMonk97 · 2018-05-30T20:00:24+00:00

ONE PUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

Helikzhan · 2018-05-30T23:08:15+00:00

I really need more cash. You see, last year I bought a sex doll that not only looks better than you but it lets me fuck it any which way from Sunday. It's the best pillow. It doesn't talk in bed. It's the best sex partner. It doesn't talk during sex. It won't bullshit me. It won't give me an STD. It can't poke a hole in my condom and I KNOW it can't have children. I am now saving for a second one because sex dolls don't mind polygamy either.

So be a nice lady already and give me the money you owe me.

Sincerely, Pizza man.

ThrowawayGhostGuy1 · 2018-05-30T19:07:39+00:00

Never even talk to a cutter, if you can avoid them.

I-am-the-lul · 2018-05-30T21:54:32+00:00

Are traps gay?

Well the trap who ordered the pizza certainly is.

Tidlywank · 2018-05-31T00:35:58+00:00

This is a dude my guy.

Do you even One Punch Man?

801735 · 2018-05-30T19:08:10+00:00

Yup.

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-05-31T00:25:25+00:00

Saitama? I guess the whole hero thing didn't pan out.

PabloAsscrowbar · 2018-05-31T00:59:07+00:00

DAGA OTOKO DA

lister777 · 2018-05-31T07:06:57+00:00

The problem for women is not prostitution, which they all want to be. It is the stigma they have to endure through society, or the humiliation they face if someone would tell them they are worth 5$ max. But if there is a pizza, a sushi, whatever, for even less than 5$, then it is perfectly fine, because prostitution is not apparent. No shame, no limit.

hardtostarboard2016 · 2018-05-31T01:00:58+00:00

If he were flush with cash would he fuck the ladyman? Questions questions.

AntiRegios · 2018-05-31T01:59:39+00:00

One Thrust Man

DontBanMeImBlack · 2018-05-31T04:51:27+00:00

Its a trap!!

nelsontitties · 2018-05-31T06:13:18+00:00

I accept btc

tapdancingwhale · 2018-05-31T07:33:25+00:00

"Sure, I accept debit cards."

dualizer · 2018-05-31T10:35:20+00:00

If the pizza man were even wiser, he would rent out the girl to someone who pays more than $22.50.

Ghustgan · 2018-05-31T22:44:33+00:00

Sounds like Saitama alright

redxpills · 2018-06-01T12:25:59+00:00

SAITAMA IS REAL MGTOW

Title	Wise Pizza Man Is Wise
Author	SPXCVGHVSTPVRRP
Upvotes	403
Comments	48
Date	May 30, 2018 6:58 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8nb7hl/wise_pizza_man_is_wise/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/wise-pizza-man-is-wise.550019 https://theredarchive.com/post/550019

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