Wtf

DangZagnut · 2019-03-18T21:19:45+00:00

I have zero problem with that. I'm more than happy to tell the police about all the married women I gift some baby gravy.

I hope they have some sort of online fill-in form. I'm prepared to name names and give ml amounts.

red_matrix · 2019-03-18T21:18:01+00:00

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kellythebunny · 2019-03-18T21:22:32+00:00

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chris9407 · 2019-03-18T21:38:31+00:00

Kendrick told Rolling Stone she's aware that her measure has little chance of passing (it's already past the deadline for submitting new legislation), but she said it is meant to call attention to the "absurd" double standard women are being held to.

Isn't this abuse of power?

anongogogo · 2019-03-18T21:22:32+00:00

LMAO.This is what happens when you got democratic cunts in charge.

Numbuh60 · 2019-03-18T21:25:34+00:00

I guess now everyone will know my weekly masterbation number

2019-03-18T21:16:59+00:00

This is some "right on" "empowered" black feminist activist trying to equate an old white man ejaculating with the murder of a baby, saying if one thing is allowed to freely happen, then so should the other.

The sad thing is, I think the whackjob promoting this is an attorney.

bluffinpete · 2019-03-18T22:45:37+00:00

I’ll call them and tell them to bring a black light and gloves. My place will look like a Jackson Polock painting.

krenovinspired · 2019-03-18T22:55:06+00:00

Logic ain't their strong suit, is it?

lulz3r · 2019-03-18T23:48:44+00:00

Wasting tax payers’ resources to illustrate a dumb point. Classic feminism.

mgtau · 2019-03-19T03:16:39+00:00

"Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Sir, you just called five minutes ago... yes... uh huh... still not going down? Has it been over four hours? Uh huh... sir, I think you should call a doctor. No, sir, I don't think there is a world record for that..."

NewFrontiers001 · 2019-03-18T22:48:27+00:00

With something this unbelievable, I had to look it up myself . . . and yes, it's definitely on the Georgia legislature's website

http://www.legis.ga.gov/Legislation/en-US/display/20192020/HB/604

cyndonn66 · 2019-03-18T23:35:30+00:00

Dead bitches walking...

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-03-19T01:30:36+00:00

Seriously, wt actual f?

screwston281 · 2019-03-18T21:14:32+00:00

https://www.wcnc.com/mobile/article/news/local/georgia-bill-would-require-men-to-report-every-release-of-sperm-to-officers/85-b7146573-acbb-4830-af00-96df0cb41517?utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_content=5c88e4043ed3f00001f0ce8e&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1eSVb4M5cAS_lYvl0ja7ffwHPS10y-6Yumnhn1jAOJUobo3SgvIwHtcRs?utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_content=5c88e4043ed3f00001f0ce8e&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1eSVb4M5cAS_lYvl0ja7ffwHPS10y-6Yumnhn1jAOJUobo3SgvIwHtcRs

Uniqueusername360 · 2019-03-18T22:57:09+00:00

Absurd

Lanky_Pipe · 2019-03-18T23:05:31+00:00

so what are their names ????

thatguy2899 · 2019-03-19T00:22:26+00:00

Why only 55 and older guys? I'll call them when I'm done. Take a pic, whatever...

Consistent_Reading · 2019-03-19T00:34:26+00:00

I shit you not I would report every day, three times a day. Why would I even care? Its not humiliating. It is however a great reason to never vote for a feminist and actively be an anti-feminist.

11bNg · 2019-03-19T04:41:55+00:00

Good luck enforcing that

TheDekaprime · 2019-03-19T05:18:58+00:00

Bet they block my number after less then a week of calls.

LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue · 2019-03-19T06:26:42+00:00

You give women power, this is what they come up with.

Lunatcharsky · 2019-03-19T17:36:36+00:00

"hello, police? I just spanked the monkey again...yes...yes... propably...ok, see you in a few hours."

Goshtow · 2019-03-19T08:17:18+00:00

That phone line would explode the equipment in minutes. Oop busted a nut, busted another nut.

zennacko · 2019-03-19T09:31:19+00:00

I can only imagine...

911, what's your emergency?
Ah, you know, just filling the legal requirement of reporting the release of sperm.
An officer will be dispatched to your address along with a forensics team to properly file the incident, do not get rid of anything yet, disposable or not, as it is considered evidence
And what if I'm up for... you know... a second round?
You'd have to file an additional report for that. And if you have a partner, make sure you obtain consent prior to taking any action, as unsanctioned sperm release can and will have legal repercussions. Is that all for today, sir?

MOSFETBJT · 2019-03-19T02:45:35+00:00

r/atetheonion

Title	Wtf
Author	screwston281
Upvotes	129
Comments	54
Date	March 18, 2019 9:14 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/wtf.496412 https://theredarchive.com/post/496412

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