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[β]brianmcg32143 points44 points45 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This just makes me sick.
[β]Ody_ssey37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I hope one day you find a woman"
I don't know why simps don't understand this signal that she is saying "you can't be my boyfriend no matter what you do so don't even try".
[β]Iqbal4086271530 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
poor bastard - deluded to think she respects and will appreciate you down the road.
in reality the baby daddy will come back. Mom will flock to him and he will have brutal red pill rage
[β]Rottinghere24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
One day he's gonna look back on this, and feel a level of disappointment in himself that he won't be able to easily articulate.
[β]Hey_Paul_Aaaaaaahh5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or he'll tie off blood supply to his balls and dive head first into pantsu sniffing like the rest of his kind.
[β]LoneWolf8896715 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fucking idiot.
[β]MGTOWayoflife0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't hate on him for manning up. Who hurt you anyway?
[β]SeeThroughPupper13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HOLY SHIT. This us a level of the friend zone that we haven't even began to think could have existed. Just holy shit.
P S that guy is going to go through a lot of pain when she takes that kid away. Fuck i'm going to take a drink for the up coming heart ache.
[β]True_Wave12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let's say the father is (sometimes) in the picture.
Then there's the guy(s) she's dating.
Then there's this guy.
That kid is gonna grow up confused.
[β]micelli_illuminatti9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sure, sure until one day Big Dick (that's white men's version of Tyrone, LOL), comes back from prison and says he wants his wife and kid back. The simp will be shocked that his "best friend" will immediately take Dick's side and order the kid to go to "her true daddy."
And then, about 5-6 months later, when Dick's behind bars again for domestic abuse, the bestie will call up the simp in tears, about how her life turned, and he will take her back.
Wash. Rinse. Repeat. GYOW, gentlemen
[β]tacticalinfernape7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
no sympathy for simps
[β]Enemy_Bread8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So you have no....simpathy!
[β]tacticalinfernape1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
spot on!
[β]Different_Vehicle6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go cuck thats my cuck! π€‘
[β]itookyomilk5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I can just see this guy, trying to sleep on the couch, with his fingers plugging his ears, saying no! no! no! as Chad is digging her walls out.
[β]mypoopsocks0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit lmao x)
[β]CyberSmith344 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We are reaching masochism levels, that shouldn't even be possible.
[β]Coffee_Hero2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Poor guy he's going to get his heart broken when he realizes she sleeps with everyone except him π€¦π»ββοΈ
[β]Vobat4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He already knows who do you think she cries to when she's complaining about other men saying "Where have all the good men like you but not you because we are friends gone?"
[β]SniffSnatch4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have never seen anything more nauseating
[β]michaelfowler2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ouch he just defeated the whole simp game
[β]DavisR0012 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
the only female friends a man should have are friend with benefit.
anything else is a waste of time, money, n resources
[β]greyman04251 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
THIS. She either shares the same activities/hobbies and interests as you, then maybe she qualifies as a friend. Otherwise she's an acquaintance.
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[β]Ody_ssey0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He is not a gay so he is an incel or a male feminist who is also an incel.
[β]jws7551 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Attraction is not negotiable. Sloan is gonna babysit while singlemommy gets railed at frat parties and he plays surrogate dad for nothing.
Make yourself unavailable dude, or take the kid with you. She would be better off.
[β]Dozinggreen661 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fuck is she wearing?
[β]socksnails0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So he's basically the father of the child except the child isn't actually his and he doesn't get to fuck the mom. Holy fucking shit I almost refuse to believe this is real.
[β]JustABox_0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
F
[β]shmegtow0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Psycho female blowing up the phone line"
Oof
What else can i say?
[β]TheHartofMgtow0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ive seen this before and its a bit old but ive always wondered if he woke up or not.
Im an optimist, i can hope.
[β]KeepingItReal20200 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm as much of a "Live and let live" guy as the next guy, but guys like these are retarded.
[β]ConorMcDougal-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would be really really worried. He's not the partner only a 'father figure'. A mentor for a boy would be fine, however am I wrong in thinking he might have 'wrong think' for young girls?
[β][deleted] -3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just saying but when that child hit puberty he could try to bang her. Child grooming is real and he is either a cuck or a pedo.
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