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[–]Blissbynature25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
You will do, what I say, when I say, you must die
[–]EnslavedOpethFan05310 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Back to the front!
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You coward!, you servant!, you blind man...
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[–]Blissbynature1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
[–]LazyMunchkin 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Blinded by me, You can’t see a thing
[–]WaitingToBeTriggered0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TORCHES BLAZED AND SACRED CHANTS WERE PRAISED
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[–]LazyMunchkin 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lars is triggered now.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Also the doom album from doom 2016.
[–]undeadxchi0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mick Gordon did such a fucking fantastic job.
[–]Legitime-Defense8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Sex is “too long and boring”? You’re doing it wrong lmao.
[–]figyg2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dude is just going off of the DVDs he watched after he cranks one out in a minute 😄😄
[–]VAiSiA0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nah
[–]StandByForYeetnFall3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I wouldn't say sex is boring lol. But everything else is true.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or that it's expensive
[–]deadBeefCafe20142 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Puppet vs. Master of Puppets
[–]Surreal_Mango1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If the sex is boring maybe you should try a position other then lazy missionary
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Can't it be both?
Back when I used to fuck a lot I preferred Morbid Angel [NSF Christians or people who hate metal]
[–]ultimatrev6661 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Now that I can get behind, it was Deicide for me.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Deicide was also on my playlist lols
[–]ultimatrev6661 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Word. Covenant is one of my favorite Death Metal albums to this day.
Covenant is brutal but my fav will always be Altars of Madness.
That album is true fucking evil lol.
[–]figyg1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sorry guys, but I like sex a lot. Like a lot a lot. Can't agree with this meme
[–]nowifenokidsforlife1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah but we're talking about Master Of Puppets dude.
[–]DonaldDickz0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
MASTER MASTER
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just Leave Me Alone!!!
[–]FaustoLG0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Undead Chronic would disagree with the third point...
And in fact it is a fallacy.
The other 3 point are right on the spot!
Now... That album and that band...
I will compare sex with Iron Maiden's "Somewhere in time" or AC/DC's "Back in black" or Michael Jackson's "Thriller"
[–]TheGreatSeneca0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why not both at the same time? Lol
[–]U-940 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I lean towards 45 minutes as the perfect metal album length, give or take bonus tracks.
[–]Vleaw-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always love reading this sub, he logic is so ass backwards it actually makes me laugh, so thanks again mate.
[+]verynormalsimple-6 points-5 points-4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean you could also listen to a good band, it will be less boring than both sex and Metallica.
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