Yup

DangZagnut · 2019-05-04T13:59:38+00:00

Secret vasectomies protect sweet cars.

JayJayEcks · 2019-05-04T14:55:46+00:00

Recently, I came across an old picture on a hard drive of my ex wife, before I blanked the drive.

The bitch had five rings and a wrist bangle.

Optimally, a woman usually has a handful of rings and stones, including:

An engagement ring / Time (this ring, is always demanded due to the amount of time in an intimate relationship)

A wedding ring / Soul (this ring traps a man's soul; get married and then divorced, if you don't believe)

A side nigga's friendship with benefits ring / Space (women seem to have a trinket from some dude they fucked and will circle back to this guy or a new guy but will tell you, they needed space)

High school alma mater ring / Mind (this is the normal limit of a woman's intellectual capabilities)

College alma mater ring / Power (this is where women go to become empowered)

The decorative stone encrusted bangle around her wrist / Reality (women often perceive life differently, a distorted reality, and having a shit load of jewelry makes them think they are more special than just the common piece of pussy they really are)

So basically, every woman's foothold into a man's life, including pregnancy, leads to an Infinity Gauntlet snap against a man's life, turning his dreams, aspirations, resources, property and self into dust.

russwriter67 · 2019-05-04T14:24:56+00:00

I have a toddler aged kid with my ex.

Ex decides to buy a new car.

Ex buys a 2-door sports car which is really, really uhh smart when you have a toddler who has to be in a car seat in the backseat.

krugerand9 · 2019-05-04T14:42:15+00:00

And the car disappearing is just the start....

Superfly7777 · 2019-05-04T16:59:43+00:00

This is one of the best things i have seen on internet so far lol

user_miki · 2019-05-04T14:42:08+00:00

Hilarious,If not tragic.

rithc137 · 2019-05-04T14:05:39+00:00

That's the real endgame...

strangerthing7 · 2019-05-04T15:34:19+00:00

LMFAO xD

shadbin · 2019-05-04T21:03:07+00:00

Saving this

MesaBoogeyMan · 2019-05-04T15:59:53+00:00

Holy shit, I'm dead looool.

theanchorman05 · 2019-05-04T17:56:31+00:00

*Before the exes alienate your kids away from you*

Thanos Voice: I hope they remember you

midnightblood · 2019-05-04T23:21:47+00:00

One of the best things about being unpopular with women is no woman is trying to destroy my life with false paternity claims

kayfab · 2019-05-04T23:09:49+00:00

fuck that is funny hahahahh

doworksmm · 2019-05-05T00:45:38+00:00

Call the avengers!!!

TheSud007 · 2019-05-05T01:31:39+00:00

This hits hard I'm just about to buy a Challenger.....

mopar9011 · 2019-05-05T02:35:58+00:00

Married, had a Challenger for 5 years now, son is 4 years old.. Car seat fits great

Davegvg · 2019-05-05T02:46:10+00:00

The magic stick that makes mens toys disappear.

Cissnowflake · 2019-05-05T03:57:19+00:00

Women are destroyers of dreams

limbojunkie · 2019-05-05T05:07:50+00:00

You lose more than a sweet car: You lose your freedom and dignity.

huey76420 · 2019-05-05T01:23:49+00:00

Camaro > Challenger

phishduck · 2019-05-05T05:37:58+00:00

Good old r/JustBootThings

Gm1156331 · 2019-05-05T05:42:06+00:00

Can baby seats not fit in sports cars?

harrison_wheels · 2019-05-05T06:18:54+00:00

What does a relationship cost?

Everything.

Two_Minutes_Hate · 2019-05-05T23:32:31+00:00

> Pretending your SO actually cares about the gas-guzzling mode of transit you chose to waste your money on

Shimakaze4 · 2019-05-04T14:02:24+00:00

New Mustang.....eh I'd avoid that too. Heard stories about their mechanical reliability and have a friend who's got one that's been back to the dealer several times since he bought it brand new.

Title	Yup
Author	BigBadBootyDaddy10
Upvotes	1583
Comments	56
Date	May 4, 2019 1:57 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/bkle36/yup/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/yup.471915 https://theredarchive.com/post/471915

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