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[–]Diam35 83 points84 points85 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Oh you gotta be kitten me, just looking at this gives me a sinking feline, this is cat-astrophic. There should be a claws in Tinder account agreement preventing fake profile pics like this, this is only scratching the surface. I can't tail how many people fell for this. I need to paws and reflect fur the love of god. Litter-ally.
[–]Revoluci0n16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Canine join in?
[–]Diam35 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
It's the leashed you can do, otherwise it would be a mastiff waste of time. Grab a coffee and beagle, and let's end this reign of terrier. Though howl we make up for the lost time, during this winter marked by melan-collie, we can only pawstulate. One thing I have left is my dognity.
[–]TVTestPattern 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm feline you man.
[–]Three-Legged-Fox7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the chuckle.
[–]tribalbandit 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol...that was good.
[–]verynormalsimple5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Respect
[–]Klokinator4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh you gotta be kitten me
*Cat to be kitten me
[–]iamlikethewindbaby 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
purfect
[–]shashank0662 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is too good.
[–]RelentlessGrind33 points34 points35 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Hehehehe, unlike women, the cat is still cute when it's plump.
[–]a17c81a318 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Is this why feminists don't shave?
[–]goadsaid15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. The beard hides their chins.
[–]marlon_brando_diet 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh I saw one with arm hair the other day. Looked like that character Bernice from Dodgeball.
[–]mgtow_ 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree. The kitty is adorable :3
[–]ransay32776 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The problem is that it is true!
[–]good_man_gone 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Before and after the wall. The drop in smv is substantial.
[–]jcazone3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is this a CAT tinder account !! ;)
[–]goadsaid12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yupp. She wants a 6 foot 3 tom cat who is a partner at Goldman Sachs so she has to pretend she isn't fat and lazy.
[–]FridgeCape3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Nothing shits me off more. I've wisened up to this now, but I've banged some broads I met off Tinder who was exactly this. Strategic photos, pressing their arms tight against their sides to hide their arm fat.
I can't tell you what it's like being a 5'9", 63kg/140 pounds-ish guy, banging a chick who's thighs are twice my waist.
Everytime I pull up and see them, I think to myself "This will never fxcking happen again".
Women always look smaller in their photos.
[–]natetheproducer1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why did you bang them? If I met a chick on tinder who looked that much different/fatter than her profile pics I'd ditch her ass immediately. You just rewarded her for deceiving you.
[–]FridgeCape0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You know what, I don't have a good answer for you. You're definitely right with "you just rewarded her for deceiving you". I felt as though it was still slightly a win because "doesn't matter, had sex", we all know that stupid meme. Some of them weren't all too bad, but still. Not the same as their pictures, more so than the average person.
If I can't see their body, or they're obviously thin with their skinny neck and collar bonea showing, I won't swipe right.
[–]Ihadtodoit1230 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't be a slut dude
[–]BloodRainOnTheSnow4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That little kitty will love you 1000 times what any slut would. Cats and dogs will always be a soft spot for me :3
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I once went on a date (before app dating) arranged online, the woman looked nice, long black hair, gothy (I like that Morticia elegant Adams family look sometimes) but that which turned up was about 7 years older than the picture, plump and had terrible makeup on (she spent the entire date with a blob of mascara under her right eye but I never told her), the kicker was we met in a starbucks and after the half hour chat I said I had to go, we went to leave and someone had stole her bag off the back of her chair where she hung it! Needless to say I ignored the follow up emails she sent and I swear to this day she thinks I set her up to be robbed!! lol.
[–]Taguroizumo1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why do women insist on carrying around their whole lives in those enormous bags?! Do they expect civil war to break out at any moment?
[–]Thisismyusern4me0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's gotta be prepared in case the date goes well
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[–]scotFree660 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny though this is let's not become a cat picture forum!
[–]MidWestAussie 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is probably the ONLY time, where I prefer the real life to the profile pic.
Since I'm a cat person, and just love a big, fat, plush, cuddly, furry pussy... cat I mean, not person, that just GROSE!
[–]Albacorewing1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Just do not act like Mickey Mouse around her.
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