I'm 40, basically retired, and moving into a van. You could call me a simp, but I think that's oversimplifying. I would say I have a monk's heart. I naturally gravitate towards monk life. Never married, no kids. But I sense a "midlife crisis" phase developing. I've always gotten a decent amount of attention from ladies. Pretty sure it's my eyes, because I intentionally don't work out and act cringe-worthy to keep them away (Clark Kenting) and that still doesn't stop the harassment. It's absurd, to me at least, how many women I've shot down over the years. Quite well versed in, and see, all the red flags.

Never been a player, never P&D'd a lady intentionally. But I foresee ample opportunity once I get on the road. Plus my new diet and exercise routine will have me looking the role of a Chad. I'm kinda sick of fighting them off and want to try and enjoy flings, since I've never allowed myself. My question is, if her pussy is heroin and she's got a tolerable personality, how do I attenuate my stubborn heart trying to form a bond? In other words, how do I develop my "inner Chad?" I need a wise response, not rage. I'm past that phase.