Let's have some fun.

UEMcGill · 2014-12-08T18:24:06+00:00

It's not a joke per se, more of a neg. I tell her in front of her friends "You should put a little make up on. You know, try like when we first got married."

I also love to tell my feminist friends "How many battered women does it take to put in a light bulb?"

"One if she knows what's good for her"

We had my MIL, and SIL stay at our house because their condo was flooded and it was going to be 2 months before it could be repaired, so I posted this printout on the fridge with "UE's Rules for the house" written in sharpie on it:

Housekeeping Monthly

alphabeta49 · 2014-12-15T18:23:09+00:00

Came here to say this:

I can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

42andatowel · 2014-12-08T16:47:43+00:00

Do you know why women's feet are smaller than men's?

It's an evolutionary thing to enable them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

slimcoat · 2014-12-09T01:18:37+00:00

I've told my wife lots of these kinds of jokes:

Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Who cares, why is she out of the kitchen?

Q: Why don't women need driver's licenses? A: Because there's no streets between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing, you already told her twice.

Q: What does it mean if your wife is in the living room nagging at you? A: The chain is too long.

Q: Why is it called PMS? A: Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

Title	Let's have some fun.
Author	nopbeentheredonethat
Upvotes	3
Comments	9
Date	December 8, 2014 1:42 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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