Want people to think you're a serial rapist? Go shoe shopping with your girlfriend.

Well, there really isn't much of a story. My girlfriend and I went to DSW because she was looking for a pair of shoes. Being that I'm not interested in shopping for women's shoes, and the fact that I want to give my ol lady space while she shops, I proceed to just walk around and browse. I must tell you, the women in the store did not appreciate it. For twenty minutes, prior to meeting back up with my girlfriend, I was glared at by almost every woman in the store. Young, old, it didn't matter. Not until I met back up with my girlfriend did the judgmental eyes return to their skull sockets.