HOLD UP..... I was doing some research and I came across the law definition of rape:

(a) he intentionally penetrates the vagina, anus or mouth of another person (B) with his penis,(b) B does not consent to the penetration, and(c) A does not reasonably believe that B consents.

HE! WITH HIS PENIS?! I'm sorry but does that mean women have a free pass to rape men?????