So I was in Maths this morning and the teacher (Who is female) is talking and I don't know what actually happened but apparently one of the boys were bumping the table, IDK if true. Anyway teacher comes over and asks what going on. Boy says why do you automatically think it was me? And I kid you not the teacher said and I quote "Women never lie"

Me and my friend at the exact same time (Out loud so everyone could here) Well THAT'S a bit sexist.
God she pisses me off sometimes