How are my fellow PPDers with hygiene?

In an effort to attract a female mate, I have increased my frequency of showers from once per two weeks to once per week, and have been changing underwear now once every few days rather than once a week.

I have started to use q-tips to clean out my earwax and have also started to use deodorant.

Also at the suggestion of my mom, I have ceased throwing used toilet paper into the rubbish bin and instead flush it down the toilet. In addition, I have started to empty my room of my piss jug collection.

Surely I will get a gf now.