Kung fu master

travislaker · 2019-11-30T20:00:40+00:00

All those Rex Kwan Do classes and she didn’t even learn how to fall correctly.

IMR800X · 2019-12-01T02:31:40+00:00

"Girl power movies meet reality."

cerberusdo · 2019-11-30T23:34:05+00:00

Bruh, he just moves his arm and she fucking slammed into the asphalt

dingoperson2 · 2019-11-30T22:02:41+00:00

"If I scissor kick in his general direction, my power will destroy him"

anesot1999 · 2019-11-30T20:41:46+00:00

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11bNg · 2019-12-01T07:20:16+00:00

testosterone is the fucking hormone of the gods

Valor_X · 2019-11-30T21:23:54+00:00

Flawless Victory

MrBangle · 2019-12-01T03:48:03+00:00

"I'm a fucking black belt!"

...THWOMP!

Bruchibre · 2019-12-01T10:43:08+00:00

I wish there was a long version of the video. Probably one of these girls who takes martial arts classes and is therefore convinced that she can kick a big dude's ass...

tmone · 2019-11-30T21:02:48+00:00

give me more context and ill approve it. for now, not enough. removed.

sick karate moves though, karen.

edit

approved.

Context:

Hey! As context for the post posted “Kung fu master”, it’s from Snapchat of a girl that I know. She had a fight over text with the dude previously to the party, where she chose to do something stupid - as shown the video - it’s a classic pussy pass denied as she thought she wouldn’t be dealt with.

before she kicked she was trying to hit him, but he was guarding his face. Furthermore, as you can see in the video, she was the one to kick him first.

DeeznutsbeeatchBallz · 2019-12-01T03:02:23+00:00

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MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2019-11-30T20:11:41+00:00

That's why mma fighters don't have long hair

Xalock- · 2019-12-01T22:59:29+00:00

When a low level player tries to attack the boss who's 50 levels above them:

BatmanFan12345 · 2019-12-01T05:12:01+00:00

Kung Fu vs Akido.

Great_Sandwich · 2019-12-01T05:39:31+00:00

This entire video:

"Huh-hoo-hoo-waifu-waAAAawwww..."

TryhardPantiesON · 2019-12-01T06:57:35+00:00

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING

luksonluke · 2019-12-01T10:29:18+00:00

aikido actually worked??

TheCleanSlates · 2019-12-01T13:03:51+00:00

him being in all white and her being in all black is just too damn perfect.

ChadLadPronouns · 2019-12-18T17:35:41+00:00

This is what happens when you have movies like Wonder Woman, Star Wars: The Soy Awakens, and Atomic Blonde. These women think they can go toe to toe with men because Hollywood shows 125lb women knocking out multiple 220lb men with ease. It will never be true.

EndingRacism · 2019-11-30T21:42:13+00:00

Thank God for this subreddit.

Crouchingtigerhere · 2019-12-06T23:00:21+00:00

That accelerated faster than a Tesla 😂

chucho89 · 2019-12-12T18:19:02+00:00

This is not how it looks like in Charlie's Angels

bingbongboii · 2020-04-03T03:03:07+00:00

1-2 buckle my shoe 3-4 dropped a whore

Origami84 · 2019-11-30T20:42:54+00:00

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anthaela · 2019-12-01T06:54:29+00:00

r/fungkwanghwiwu

data2077 · 2019-12-01T07:26:50+00:00

Damn, it's just too easy.

shaftlamer · 2019-12-01T10:38:34+00:00

isnt that aikido?

Shadurasthememeguy · 2019-12-02T01:49:42+00:00

Yeah like that one panda

sburnham26 · 2019-12-03T21:07:50+00:00

Flawless Victory

firetroll · 2019-12-04T08:17:54+00:00

Darwin concrete strikes again..sadly

But seriously that is one slow ass clothesline..

TooFastTim · 2019-12-05T01:32:12+00:00

Dodge that you fuckin cassual.

2019-12-05T02:59:51+00:00

Why is this not on repeat?

2019-12-05T03:01:06+00:00

/r/gifsthatendedtoosoon

DoneRedditedIt · 2019-12-05T13:26:42+00:00

Most indubitably.

iamdyingontheinside · 2019-12-06T19:37:24+00:00

This is me going online on mortal kombat without playing the tutorial

Zend0h · 2019-12-06T22:10:57+00:00

Holy shit that was S M O O T H

a_simple_sub · 2019-12-07T07:33:29+00:00

If women want to have equal rights, they best be prepared for an equal fight.

unlucki67 · 2019-12-14T18:23:23+00:00

Fuck I love this sub

Adamord · 2019-12-20T08:04:54+00:00

Late to the post but dam! He just water bended that chick into the ground lol

davilla818 · 2019-12-22T01:27:01+00:00

Next time sweep the leg jonny

The_mightiest_punt · 2020-01-07T13:11:11+00:00

That man has some training or experience.

He moved his body to center himself on the opening she left him
He directed her momentum to put her off balance
He attacked a place that was exposed, and did it in a way to use as little force as possible
Look at his feet and hips as he tossed her to the ground - the follow-through was perfect
After she was on the ground, he consciously gave himself space that would prevent her from striking, but allowed him to if she got back up

Plarage · 2020-01-23T06:09:04+00:00

this is so satisfying

hsm4ever13 · 2019-11-30T23:41:55+00:00

u/VredditDownloader

marroniugelli · 2019-12-01T10:45:05+00:00

And with no hand striking...impressive

NoobishWarrior · 2019-12-01T13:37:09+00:00

Big brothered

extod2 · 2019-12-01T13:52:54+00:00

that was smooth

NoobishWarrior · 2019-12-01T21:11:12+00:00

Girl got shit whipped

maskedtyrant · 2019-12-01T22:53:10+00:00

Behold, the power of man!

DudeDaMan200 · 2019-12-02T00:26:06+00:00

u/vredditdownloader

otakuzod · 2019-12-02T18:57:55+00:00

Magical misery tour guide.

AreoMaxxx · 2019-12-04T07:29:23+00:00

When Marth uses Counter.

CDVagabundo · 2019-12-12T12:01:09+00:00

I think he is using Aikido.

And I think it is one of the easy movements you learn as a beginner.

Don't know much of Aikido, but where I used to practice Sanda (Sanshou) there was an Aikido class happening as weel, so you could sneak peak during water breaks. And I've seen the KIDS's sensei doing this arms movement over and over again with the kids. "step to the side, push their heads to the opposing side, use the other arm to keep the movement of rotation their heads and then you take a step forward". Or something like that.

I also think it is Aikido because it looks simple. Aikido looks really simple and fluid, since it is just a person redirecting the attacker movement elsewhere.

It was a cool self-defense technique, before Muay Thai took over, than Krav Maga, and now the MMA.

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-12-23T16:41:55+00:00

That was satisfying

Anomalous6 · 2020-01-01T11:11:16+00:00

“If do right no can defense”

Except in part two and this time.

ahhulennrizaaa · 2020-01-03T21:53:51+00:00

Dude how the fuck he throws her like a 5pounf garbage bag lololo

pootisshark14 · 2020-01-16T05:12:56+00:00

u/Vredditdownloader

FortaKanada · 2020-01-16T10:06:24+00:00

that dude looks like chad wild clay even with the face blurry lmao

cumshotphil69420yeet · 2020-01-21T02:47:39+00:00

Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting. Those kicks were fast as lightning.

grumpyi · 2020-01-24T04:56:11+00:00

Slept like a baby.

Andre_DDSE · 2020-01-26T08:29:44+00:00

Zoom

FireBolt45953 · 2020-01-26T11:16:30+00:00

Everybody was kung fu fighting🥋

thomasmith298675 · 2020-02-21T10:42:13+00:00

He flows like water.its beautiful 😂

Ashlad17 · 2020-02-28T01:32:28+00:00

Notice how he channelled his chi into a tornado like force and passed it through her hair. That’s some energy manipulation mastery there

Civil-Sock · 2020-04-02T06:21:22+00:00

That was the smoothest fucking takedown I have ever seen in my goddamn life.

SpecterAgito · 2020-04-16T06:17:41+00:00

That nigga is Ip Man.

AdamsWC · 2020-04-17T12:51:00+00:00

Omg that was slick.

Caramelboi37 · 2020-04-27T01:48:16+00:00

How does one learn such power?

RomanoNxs · 2020-05-05T16:06:00+00:00

Is she Liu Kang?

VredditDownloader · 2020-05-19T03:46:33+00:00

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Toby_343 · 2019-12-04T22:20:04+00:00

He he

anesot1999 · 2019-11-30T22:23:32+00:00

Wierd is my screen having problems? It looked like a white man fighting a white woman in the streets and a bunch of uncivilized neighbors watching. That cant be right.

crybaby_lane · 2019-12-01T00:57:29+00:00

looks more like Krav Maga

Title	Kung fu master
Author	anesot1999
Upvotes	3114
Comments	168
Date	November 30, 2019 7:58 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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