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[–]Fielder57 212 points213 points214 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And what does she have?
Another man's kids.
[–]StinkingDischarge 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What does she bring to the table?? She IS the table!!
[–]SandokanNL 148 points149 points150 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's so stuck in her self worth delusion that she doesn't realize a man with all those boxes checked would not be wasting time on her hobbit looking ass.
[–]PinkClouds94 42 points43 points44 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
And she probably won't bring anything to the relationship except what she THINKS is great sex
[–]Miserable-Lemon 26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Like starfish sex once a month if she feels like it because mmhmm yass slay qween
[–]tallbartender 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
What's starfish sex?
[–]LiquidAsylum 17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Haha I've never heard the term before but I can assume it's when the woman lays out like a starfish all spread arms and legs and hardly moves LOL
[–]Miserable-Lemon 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That. Just lies on her back doing nothing
[+]JACCO2008 -13 points-12 points-11 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's anal.
[–]plagr 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smh no bro. It’s a lazy chick.
That’s a chocolate starfish.
[–]wynevans 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No.
[–]DarkCrowI 188 points189 points190 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
When women want a 10 but they're a 5(without makeup a 3).
[–]Sergey32321 83 points84 points85 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
they're a 5(without makeup a 3).
We shouldn't count with makeup
[–]Wilza_ 27 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed, false advertising
[–]MRFunkyCrabs070 38 points39 points40 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
5 is very generous cough cough
[–]dmen-01 85 points86 points87 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Dang bro keep your head high you deserve better standards... she a 1 homie (with makeup)
[–]sulianjeo 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Naw man, a 1 is a straight up burn victim. Even Voldemort is a 2.
[–]DarkCrowI 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fair enough.
[–]SuVitoIX 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every women ever: says the same from the post Someoen: what do u have to offer Women: me Xd
[–]wontellu 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
When I see these posts and read in the comments people mocking the looks of the person involved I always think: damn, I hope that this is a real screenshot with the real pictures, because if this is just some meme that someone made, and the girl in that picture reads this, she'll be devastated.
[–]malleus74 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So that way she gets a reminder of her worst burn?
[–]devilsephiroth 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget fake height
[–]Ullyr_Atreides 20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And she was never heard from again.
[–]daytripper7711 63 points64 points65 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
That’s hilarious, look at her! Based on her looks I doubt she could get a guy with even one of those assets.
[–]koh_kun 25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I mean, you don't need to see her face when you eat ass or suck toes so...
[–]daytripper7711 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yuck
[–]Furious--Max 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Icky
[–]Zerodaim 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No kids is a pretty easy box to tick
She probably has three already.
[–]VegetableWishbone 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A dog can meet two of her requirements.
[+]wrekd -13 points-12 points-11 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's obviously satire.
[–]hikiru 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Only if you never look at dating profiles in the wild can you truly believe that.
[–]wrekd 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never. I get all the rejection I need here.
[–]PrizeFaithlessness37 38 points39 points40 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh you'll settle alright honey. Or I hope you like cats
[–]Kyr4l 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she's like 3/10 and wants a 10...
[–]gnomeonacid 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Women really don't know shit about dick sizes.
[–]Wilza_ 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah 8 inches is something like, 0.1% of men? Or less?
[–]Mathewdm423 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hmmm not sure about that one. Agreed its not the average floating around.
But itll only take 10 min on grindr to find a couple assholes rocking 8in packages.
They definitely wont meet the rest of her qualifications.
[–]StinkingDischarge 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women really don't know shit about dick sizes
There
[–]breakingbadisgoat 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
WAP generation
[–]malibuflex 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This one is a YIP yeast infection pussy
[–]apotoftrees 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks are subjective for sure .
But making a list trivialises the need to be wanted by anyone.
[–]flodave0304 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She thinks that if she brings pussy at the table it’s an even game. Obviously thot, I mean, NOT.
[–]lastn06 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's funny, she will need to build her one. Stick with your dildo. We dont come custom order. We are human beings too. Ain't settling.
[–]jays117 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bruh she knows that she's just saying it, to look better than she is, she ain't deceiving nobody
[–]xseptinthegenitalsWartMeThyGenital 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Weird flex
[–]Miserable-Lemon 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At no point do any of them ever bother explaining why such a man would ever want to be with them.
"here's my list of liabilities, usually presented in the form of a challenge to a street fight. Where have all the good men gone?"
[–]HellSpawnHero 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bruh and she’s a vegan.
[–]finger_milk 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tbh if people want to have these unrealistic standards, then let them. It's our responsibility as guys to see the bullshit and ignore them. Let them die old and alone, it's not our problem.
[–]TRDPaul 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Took me a bit to remember that to some people crib means house and not a bed for a baby
[–]StuJayBee 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What does she want him for?
[–]xwt-timster 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She wants him for his money.
[–]StuJayBee 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup. Exactly.
[–]Ohmylordyjesus 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some women are delirious these days.
[–]MatthewofHouseGray 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I highly doubt that the "trophy man" who is wealthy enough to be driving around in a Porsche is going to settle for the well below average looking women. Even if he ends up with a women who acts exactly like her, this would be women would be significantly more attractive looking.
[–]SonnyT73 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣
[–]pfizerface 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Has to be a joke or sarcasm
[–]Slackslayer 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah nah nah toe fetish is a must have for any modern man
[–]RoscoMan1 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why does it have all of the guys! 🙄
[–]olderthanbefore 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Would this person turn down newly single Bill Gates?
[–]GyaradosDance 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here are my list of demands:
No kids (at least we're both in agreement with that), please be STI free.
A job that has you be financially independent enough to pay your own bills and your half of the dates.
Submissive fetish.
I don't think that's too much to ask for. If we start placing limitations like they must be a certain height, weight, bust size, waist size, then we will be omitting people with great personalities that could potentially match with us.
I match all these specifications but I'm gay
And i can dodge bullets
[–]redditparc 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When women talk about needing big dick all it tells you is that they have a massive loose pussy. Huge turn off IMO.
[–]wawwawawawawaw[S] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just realized something. 8in is above average and 5-6 is usually the perfect amount or maybe a bit much so I bet she hasn't fucked yet and she thinks she can handle 8in
[+]Gthophase3 -17 points-16 points-15 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Actually She may have many options. Who knows?
[–]StinkingDischarge 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally DOZENS of men check all her boxes, surely one of them is just itching for a chance to land a single mom with below average looks and a shitty attitude.
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