Summary: A social commentary on why all men must support feminism, a subversion of gender roles taken to its satirical extreme.

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Let’s start by defining feminism. It is the advocacy of women’s rights on the basis of equality of the sexes, where anything a man can do, a woman can do too. Men must let them.

When schools integrate sports into co-sex leagues or when the Boy Scouts of America simply becomes the Scouts, let them. Let your daughters compete with your sons. In order for your daughter to become the man, she must become a boy. The first lesson for any boy is that the world doesn’t reward complacency. A man must earn his success through competition.

Your daughter is now growing into a strong young woman with a can-do attitude. She understands her value in her accomplishments, soccer state champs, little league state runner ups, etc. Unlucky for your daughter, she wasn’t born the prettiest. Sarah is prettier than her. In high school, Sarah was the homecoming Queen three times, and in college, Sarah has started talking to older men like her professors. You remind your daughter that she is the man, and that no man is entitled to his suitors attention. So, your daughter puts on the war paint and skimpy outfits, Clinique, MAC, Chanel, and attracts her man.

If boys can play with girls, girls can play with boys, and so she does. She joins that sorority, Alpha Alpha Alpha, where all the pretty girls go, and messes around with only the best looking suitors like all the men do. But, it’s so annoying that these smart but average looking guys keep approaching her. Stay in their lane. If they were men, much like her, they would have worked harder to be attractive. She does crunches on Tuesday, runs 2 miles on Wednesday, eats half Chipotle burrito on Thursday, puts make up on Friday, Saturday, Sunday nights, but these men just play video games and reuse their crusty jeans. Don’t even bother to buy her a drink. If they were real men, they’d work for her attention because she’s earned it as the man. The nerve of them!

Now, your daughter has become a woman. Sorry! I mean a man. Despite all the accolades and degrees, it bothers her that at 28 she is single and alone. She set aside her younger years to get the party out of her system and taking steps to build a successful career, but what bothers her the most is that she’s not getting the same attention than when she was younger. You must remind her that she is the man, and that men are judged as objects of success. Remembering her fierce competitiveness from her youth coed swim competitions, she doubles down and faces the competition of the workplace.

She’s in the proving grounds. If women like her desire for an attractive, ambitious, successful man, then she must also become ambitious and successful. It’s already given that she is attractive -- she bought that Chanel palette. She battles on and loses some promotions, some fights, but comes out on top as a middle level manager that knows how to navigate a world of men. She has finally become a competitive man. She knows her worth, how to get what she wants. Willful. Fully committed to embracing the strong independent woman that bows to no man, yet her life is unfulfilling.

The woman now is a couple years from 40 and unmarried, bemoans her singleness. Like a sage, you the rational male advise a fellow man to start dating younger. She does, and she finds her SJW 28 year old femboy-toy. He’s not the assertive toxic masculine guy that feminism denounces, no. Her husband is a compliant Niceguy who follows her every whim because she wears the pants in the house. If her women’s empowerment sorority or the corporate world has taught her anything, it’s not how to be a wife, but how to be a go-getter husband.

The first couple of years the compliant husband was sexy, but now her husband seems so needy like the children they’ve had together, making her feel like her husband’s mom. He makes the same amount of money, contributes to the same amount of bills, he splits the dates, he does more than his fair share of chores, he even stays at home to look after the kids, but it doesn’t make him any more attractive. It actually makes him feel more like a roommate. She reconnects with her long lost ex from her party years, and he suggests opening it up, spicing the marriage. Her husband says OK.

She hasn’t had sex like this in a while, and it’s enjoyable but her husband, who she was a beta provider, is sleeping around with young 20 something floozies and that makes her mad yet she won’t admit that this makes her insecure. How can a strong feminist woman be jealous of a man let alone her husband? Aren’t they equal? Deciding alone that this open relationship needs to end, she confronts her husband. He says no. Too bad! She didn’t ask for a prenup, nor a postnup prior to this entanglement, and why should she? How could she have had the foresight to see her husband's rising hypergamous nature if this man was a beta. The divorce will cost her and shared custody. She loses half, bemoaning where have all the good men gone.

At the end of it all, she takes a look at the mirror. She doesn’t see a woman aged, but a man worn by life. She doesn’t understand where feminism has led her astray. You must remind her that the world owes her nothing nor sympathy for simply being a man. But, you are a better man. Give her a copy of the Rational Male, so he can finally understand what it means to be the man.

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Conclusion:

  • A feminist woman wants equality. Treat her as a man.
  • As a feminist man, you are not obligated to be attracted to a feminist woman for she is a fellow man and shall be treated with the same respect as such.
  • If you are a masculine male, you will be attracted to feminine women. Feminism can not change that nor is a feminist woman entitled to having a masculine man.