Alberta, possibly the most beta thing you'll ever see. And some beta will most likely take them up on it.

Force_Padawan · 2013-12-08T03:08:52+00:00

Force_Padawan · 2013-12-07T21:58:59+00:00

The funny thing is how stupidly common this is, granted it usually dosent start as a post of kijiji but grand prairie is FULL of married women who have no interest in their husbands, romantically or sexually. The men stay because its way cheaper then getting a divorce and the women stay because they only have to see them for a week and a half per month anyway. I guess this is proof that the next generation of young women has been raised to see this as normal.

thewhitemexi · 2013-12-08T02:09:27+00:00

The ad is gone now. Does anyone have a mirror, or can you paraphrase what it said?

CurveballSI · 2013-12-07T22:18:25+00:00

$400/month? Jesus fuck I hate Chicago.

PerniciousOne · 2013-12-08T00:24:28+00:00

No worries, they will not kick you out and sell all your stuff.

They will not have 3 other guys lined up for the 3 weeks you are away per month.

pirateundies · 2013-12-07T20:46:25+00:00

Apparently a free place to live is worth 9 meals a year and cleaning (doesn't say how often). Well, at least we're establishing a barter system.

That means if a guy makes them a meal they owe him 1/9 of a year's rent.

cossackman · 2013-12-08T15:41:59+00:00

That's not how Northern Alberta works. We all work a minimum of two weeks in a month - some work 25 days in a month.

That means the bus comes at 6 AM and you don't get back until 7:30 PM and then you have to be asleep by 9 / 10 PM for work the next day.

Plus the sunk cost of this arrangement would be $1600 a month.

BTW - finding prostitutes isn't as easy as you'ld think in Northern Alberta. Grande Prairie and Fort McMurray only has like 60,000 people each and the only time prostitutes are in town is during the summer.

Jmancometh · 2013-12-07T21:19:26+00:00

This is crazy, I live in Grande Prairie and we saw this post yesterday on Kijiji

SnakeInTheAss · 2013-12-08T00:33:47+00:00

There's some pretty stupid rig pigs out there. Not sure they'll be able to afford to lift their pickups if they're paying rent for some cunts though.

I'd do it if I had the place rigged wth hidden cameras. Start a voyeur website and profit. Would probably cover the rent no problem.

alt30313 · 2013-12-07T22:01:27+00:00

The only way it could be considered is if it was a month to month situation and you could throw them out for any cause with 1-3 weeks notice. The other caveat is they'd have to be DTF or actively hooking you up and bringing girls over to party. Oh and they'd have to be attractive-hot. Otherwise fuck that noise.

puaSenator · 2013-12-08T03:54:46+00:00

Fuck it, I'd do it. I don't give a shit. If I wasn't in a LTR and had an extra room or two I wasn't planning on renting out, sign me up. Basically in return of them living in that extra room, I get 2 meals a week + 2 full time live-in housekeepers -- oh and their likely attractive. It costs a good 300 for two visits a week anyways. With them, I'd never have to do dishes, general cleaning, or laundry again -- which I hate. I'd probably also end up making them FWBs. They say they aren't DTF, but obviously they aren't going to say that upfront on this post. It'll just attract all the weirdos trying to get a live-in whore. The right alpha would be able to spin this around into a huge win-win for all parties involved.

So let me get this straight, 2 hot live in maids for cooking and cleaning in return of just a few hundred dollars worth of rent. Again, sign me up.

I've seen the situation before by a firefighter who lived near the beach and let a hot 18 year old live there doing the exact same thing. He said it was great since he never had to do work, and the only time she brought people around was when it was her other girlfriends which he assumed was because she wanted them to meet his wealthy friends and hookup. He even fucked her from time to time privately before she found a LTR in which case she moved out any ways. I remember going to his house, he always had cute chicks around, but when he let her live with him, the amount nearly tripled and his SMV went way up.

But the reality of this, is the guy that's going to take them up on this offer is likely going to be exactly what they don't want. A creepy guy that just wants females around in hopes that he can lay one. He won't play his cards right, and they'll just end up taking over his home.

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