So I like unripe bananas (green bananas), I bought these huge ass bananas at the store yesterday.

So I brought one to work today, it is significantly larger than an average banana and has a good curve, something you see in a bbc "movie", just green (no homo)..

I have open office and a lot of girls working on the floor.

I've been at work for an hour and a half, and literally about 15 girls/women commented on how nice and big this banana is.

The first encounter was one girl and a woman, the girl was like

Look at how big and nice this banana is

-yeah it has perfect curve as well

Then few girls walked past and had a glance at it and said how big it is or how it looks nice.

Then there were those two cougars, one was like

look at that banana Stacy..

Stacy comes over

omg it looks so nice, but probably it wont fit in my mouth

then her friend pushed her and started laughing, and stacy made an excuse "not what you thought, you perverted cow"

Then few other girls, where one was like

omg I'd love to have one, where did you buy it?

and another was like

that's a really nice banana, I would love one

and few other girls that sit nearby came and were like

yeah that's a big banana

Moral of the story is, the banana is unripe, a green banana, I don't often meet people that like green bananas, actually I don't know anyone except my girlfriend that likes green bananas. So it is uncommon for someone to want it (taste wise).

What they notice & compliment is the curvature and size of the banana.

I mean if it was average sized but really nice looking and yellow, I doubt people would compliment it, I have few bananas a day every day and have one at my desk always (leaving it for evening snack), and rarely get any comments.

Until now, when I brought this bad boy.