So I moved to near a major university this past winter. I'm nearly a 30 year old professional, but through some genetic magic, I can still pass for late teens, early 20s.

There is a major move-in week celebration this weekend - and all I saw, for miles and miles around, was girls dressed in skimpy clothes. Girls with new guys, girls making out with muscular frat bros upstairs (an 18 year old who had been on campus for two days, no less) - the entire collegiate environment seems to just be rife with sex everywhere.

It's insane.

I can't imagine how any girl could possibly go to a college like this and not have met thousands of guys, and probably fucked dozens.

Craziness.