http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r71l-ajiuHA
Both of them are WoW players, and the guy decides to go on a virtual date with the girl. Highlights:
15:08
He builds the biggest pedestal I have ever seen under her. With lines like
I cant believe that you agreed to go out with me
and
Everything about you is perfect, I don't even know if I am man enough to kiss your feet.
Just in case he didn't completely dry out her vagina, he continues
I think you are amazing, and there is not one thing I would not do for you.
(Note, this is all over skype, and he is in a suit holding flowers, she is wearing some type of lingerie).
17:20
Are you saying I am in the friendzone? Be honest, I don't know how much my heart can take because I am on these steroid pills
Did I say steroid pills. I meant ster-st-st-s-s-s-supplements
17:40
Did you just friendzone me?
18:40
I just think that the best relationships start as friends, but at the same time I don't just want to be friends, not that I want to get with you or anything...
You don't want to get with me?
I do, its just that I want to take it slow, get to know you before we do anything
20:30
boobie-cam
24:40 On camera slow dance. Oh god, I don't know how much longer I can watch this.
29:25
Cats
29:50
R-R-REJECTION
She is smiling, he sinks down and starts crying. It goes downhill from here. She tells him her heart is already stolen, he gets mad, she hits him with the
I just don't want to lose you as a friend.
He proceeds to try to force her to tell him who has her heart, and takes guesses at who it is. She cements his spot in the FZ, and he ragequits the date.
Edit: some comments are saying this may be satire. I am currently looking into this.
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