DON'T BE LIKE MIKE

I met Mike about two years ago. He was a genuine "nice guy". He smoked weed, played video games here and there, was somewhat in shape, and was going to a local college. When I met him, he was dating a hard 8- a tall brunette bartender with big tits and a very loud personality. I did not know how the fuck Mike scored Nicole.

While I knew the two of them, Mike would occasionally talk about how they were going to get married, and about his and Nicole's wedding. Mike wanted to get a cat, but Nicole said he couldn't get one until he proposed to her. Well, about 6 months later, a saw Nicole post something online about how she and Mike got a new cat. Well, shit...he must have proposed.

Turns out he proposed in a botanical garden in the local city, and Nicole was not impressed about the proposal at all. After their engagement, Mike started to smoke more - a lot more. He also started to play video games more - a LOT more. Soon, Mike's life consisted of smoking weed and playing video games nearly all day long. He truly thought he locked down this chick.

Boy, was he wrong. Nicole gave Mike an ultimatum - go back to school, stop playing video games and get a job, and I won't leave you. Mike didn't listen, and sure as shit, Nicole moved out.

Now, Mike became a mess. He vowed to turn his life around, but at every corner he was still smoking pot and playing video games, but hey, at least he got a job at a pizza shop. Mike even let Nicole keep the wedding ring, hoping that she would turn around. While Mike tried to turn his life around, Nicole finally realized what she was worth, and starting hopping on the cock train and the pussy slide. She moved out of state, and moved from bartending job to bartending job, fucking all the alphas at her work until she was deemed to slutty to work at that place. It happened over and over.

A few months later Nicole came back to visit her family, and stayed with Mike. Yeah, she used Mike for his car and a place to live while she came back, and rode his cock for a good week. Mike was in heaven. Then, she left for the other state again to continue riding her city's cock train.

To this day, Nicole still has the wedding ring. And to this day, she is still riding that cock train and that pussy slide. And to this day, Mike is probably high as I write this, playing video games and waiting to go to his shitty pizza delivery job.

Lesson learned:

  • Never settle. Mike settled when he scored Nicole. He smoked a lot, started playing a lot of video games, and had a shit-ass job. Instead, he should have been working out and going to school, at a minimum.

  • If your woman gives you an ultimatum, you've already lost considerable value in her eyes. At the point of ultimatum, your woman is prepared to leave you, and she's been ready for a few months. The ultimatum is her just delaying when she dumps your worthless ass.

  • If you want a fucking cat, get the fucking cat. Mike didn't put his foot down even when he wanted the fucking cat. Hey, I don't care for cats, and you might not either, but if you want something, don't let a woman tell you to "wait until we get engaged."

  • If somebody breaks their end of the promise, don't uphold your end. Nicole broke off their engagement, but Mike didn't want to take the ring back. How fucking pathetic.

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