How many of you are glued to your phone during the daily commute? How many of you come home to sit in front of the computer all day long?

I know I did. Nowhere near where I want to be, but I'm a real person because I exist offline. There are people you can talk to, get acquainted with, have sex with, the works. You just have to muster up the courage to leave mamas basement and get out there.

Step outside the world wide web

The Internet has given mankind free exchange of information In this day and age, free exchange of information is something that threathens the very powers controlling us. You won't have to look far to see feminists shutting down mens rights events. Leftists shutting down conservatives, outright trying to assassinate them as shown by recent events.

Some of those people are a direct threat to your integrity. And you'd rather stay asleep, living through a lit up piece of glass and plastic with moving pictures on it.

You are real

"The internet" is real, too. What most consider to be "the internet" and refer to it as such though is a giant web, much like an ecosystem. It exists out of itself, fueled by the information humans put into it. The internet is alive, through people. Much like a god, an omniscient collective. And some still wonder why most people would prefer exactly that, staying within their respective little groups, echochambers, plugged into the hivemind. There is no way you will ever fully integrate your soul into the web like Johnny Depp and become omniscient within a year. So stop trying so hard to become a god. Be a real Person first.

Day to Day Grind

Ever saw a person screaming at their windshield because someone stole their parking spot? Yeah, that shit happens on the web too. And since the web grants a certin degree of anonymity, it makes it so much worse. Being on the internet will fucking corrupt you on the basis of how evil some people can get, shielded by distance. And yet, they're still able to make you mad by literally figuratevly screaming at you through your screen.

Think about that shit: People get upset over stuff that is not real. Dust in the wind. If I called some random dude a faggot and berate him for his gay male privilege, I might get socked in the face. On the internet, weaponized autism can destroy your life. We've seen forms of it online and offline. 4Chan and Tumblr, each representing the two sexes in how and why they act.

Now, if I went deep into the forest and cursed out my mom for stealing my weed, at best some dude out hunting will perk up and get back to his thing 3 seconds after.

So there you go. Go out there and live your life. Delete reddit and all that shit from your phone. You don't have to send someone a funny picture of your fugly mug every 10 minutes. Be with the world and its people, face to face, as much as possible. People don't do that a whole lot anymore and will appreciate you for being strong enough to withstand the web's magnetism.

E: spelling/format.