Rewind one year. A "friend" of mine then decides to sneak into my place while I'm asleep and steal some of my shit. He's eventually caught, of course, and is sent off to jail. Fast forward to today and I just realized: according to the Rules of RP as I understand them, his SMV will get a significant boost over mine from having been in jail. And this asshole's sex life, already nothing to sneeze at, will only get better. How fucked up is that? It's shit like this that makes me seriously consider MGTOW. Good goddamn.