About thirty minutes ago, I was standing on my balcony, shirtless, having a drink. I'm not that big but I'm in shape and have a shit load of tattoos. I saw down below a chicks dog had gotten off its leash and she was yelling for it trying to get it back. She was hot, solid 8-9. I yelled down to her "want some food or something?" you know, so she can entice the dog with it and get it back. She yells back "with you?" I laugh and say "I meant to get the dog back" and then she finally catches the dog. I laugh to myself and continue enjoying my drink. She walks back to the gate and her (my apartment is gated and you need a little key fob thing to get inside) key suddenly doesn't work. She yells up and asks me to let her in. I tell her I'll be down in a minute. I put a shirt and shoes on and hop in the elevator. I meet her, open her door for her while she makes a lame ass excuse that her key stopped working. I tell her to have a good night and start to walk away. "That's it?" She asks with a disgusted look on her face. I smile and say that I was just letting her in and walk away.

I was never trying to smash, I got stuff to do in a little bit. Isn't it nice knowing you can shut down a girl who isn't used to it because she's hot and be perfectly fine with it? Abundance mentality, boys.

I guess this isn't exactly anything to help you guys. Just something I wanted to share.