Summary: Observed my buddy dangle imaginary status carrots in front of a hot girl, he got laid.

I'm in my late 30s and so is a childhood friend of mine. He just finalized his divorce and we've been hanging out a lot. A few nights ago we went to a bar and saw some 7s and 8s there, mid-20s grad student types, likely all from the same school nearby.

I overheard one of the girls talking about her band with a weird name, so I googled it, and discovered it was actually a collegiate singing group. I knew my buddy's brother works for one of the studio producers for the Pitch Perfect movies because he talked about it on facebook, which they're currently making another sequel. My buddy's not musical and his brother literally just works for the production team, but it gave me an idea.

I told my buddy to go over to her and use his connection to the movie to pick her up. A couple beers later he did it.

"Hey, sorry to bug you but are you in the Shitty Singing Group?"

"Omg yes! Do you know us?" (This bitch thinks she's famous)

"I've heard about you. You guys are great." (From me 5 minute prior, and they aren't.)

"Aww thanks!!!"

"Yeah my brother works with the music studio that does Pitch Perfect so I see that kinda stuff sometimes."

"Really??"

And he was in. They left together and I took a cab home. This 25 year old was eager to spread her legs for any opportunity to be connected to potential fame and fortune, especially considering she's already mid-20s. And there are lots and lots where she comes from. I talked to him the next day after he fucked her. He said when they got to his place she showed him videos of her group singing and he got bored and started playing with his phone, so she started sucking his dick to get his attention. I guarantee you not paying attention made her anxious that her group wasn't any good and it made her more desperate to fuck him.

Lessons Learned: Have something they want. Be a photographer looking for a specific model. Be a producer looking for a specific actress. If you have something in your life that offers status, you become a tool she'll try to exploit through the only thing she has to offer- her pussy.