I have herpes. Here's my story.

I'm 31 and I contracted HSV-1 in September of 2013. I had just started dating a beautiful doctor who had just graduated medical school. We'd been going out for around a month and we'd been having unprotected sex because, hey, she was a doctor, and I thought she would be more than aware of STIs and their associated risks. After about a month of dating, she comes crying to me, telling me of pain in her vagina. She goes to the hospital and lo and behold, its herpes. She was diagnosed with genital HSV-1, which is slightly more uncommon to have than HSV-2 on your private parts. I was obviously concerned and went to get a full test done. Of course, I had it too.

At the time it didnt really seem like that big of deal to me because I had LTRd this girl up and everything was going great. I had an initial outbreak which looked like three red pimples on the head of my penis. My doctor prescribed be Valacyclovir 500mg to be taken daily, for the rest of my life. That initial outbreak went away after about five days.

2 years on and I've recently broken up with my ex because, shocker, she was a slut, despite the fact that she was a doctor. Kind of ironic that the ones supposed to be preventing and curing disease, are also just as capable of spreading it as the rest of us, even though I believe they should be held to a higher standard. But I digress.

Since my initial outbreak in September 2013 ,ive only had two outbreaks, both of which were fairly mild. In scenarios like that, all you do is increase the dosage of your Acyclovir (valtrex) to 1000mg for about a week. Easy.

So what has happened to my SMV since Ive been single and dating/fucking other women?

NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. SMV is exactly the same place it was before. Why? Because Im still out there fucking all the women I can. I'm a lawyer in the UK so Ive got a firm grasp on our law regarding when it is legally required for you to tell someone you have genital herpes. Turns out, there are no fucking laws regarding this. Or no one has ever been prosecuted regarding this. Only in HIV cases does failing to inform someone of your status give rise to a possible claim.

Legally then, no worries. What about morally?

I fuck a lot of different women. I have 4 plates at the moment. Would I feel bad if I gave them herpes? yeah probably. But its just a skin disease. And its not going to fucking kill you. Herpes has such a negative stigma surrounding it. Your dick is not going to rot off from it.

I know I sound like an asshole, but whatever, I need to fuck women . And I dont feel like having that sit down before you have sex with a woman the first time and have to tell her I have herpes so she can reject me for sex.

So what do I do?

Take my valtrex daily. Always wear a condom. Maintain a healthy diet. Dont fuck when you have an outbreak.

In a study done where the carriers used their valtrex daily, and had sex with condoms, the chances of contracting was 1 in 748.

So I guess if you're a chick and I give it to you, youre just fucking unlucky and I actually am really sorry.

But herpes is not a big deal guys. Just take your pill daily. (inexpensive at like 30cents a day or something), wear a condom, and keep doing your thing. Why? Cause I dont have fucking time to waste for some bitch to "accept me" even if I have HSV-1.

Happy hunting and wrap your dick.