I'd like to direct your attention to the White Moose Cafe. Facebook page here

Apparently this guy made a comment on his Facebook page that agitated Vegans. The result? Naturally the flooding of his business' facebook page with thousands of 1-star reviews from angry vegans who had never visited the cafe.

So he issues an apology:

OFFICIAL APOLOGY TO VEGANS

Dear vegan friends,

It is clear that I have upset quite a large number of you with my recent posts. The negative reviews we are receiving are growing in number, literally by the minute. I have been told that I have brought this on myself and that the only way to stop the flood of negative reviews and abuse is to offer an online apology to all vegans I have offended. I am not normally one to back down, but on this occasion I feel compelled to do so. So, to my vegan friends, all over the world, I would like to take this opportunity to apologise most sincerely for what I said in earlier posts. It was completely out of line for me to say that you would be shot dead at point blank range if you attempted to come into our café. A much more fair way of knocking you off would be to put poison in your food.

Apologies again folks.

Paulie

P.S. Fuck you.

This is just one of the hilarious antics that have been going on for the last few days on this page.

Has he lost any business? No. In fact, by intensifying his troll responses he gained a following, and 5-star reviews began flooding in by the thousands in defense, and support of: making fun of vegans. He also taunts the vegans by confirming that business is booming since all the attention they're getting.

Anyhow, the Facebook posts are hilarious...and even more so considering that they're public. I was in tears. Worth a read if you want a laugh.

Lessons Learned:

Hold your frame. The nitwit feminists, SJWs and their ilk have no real power. Good things come when you hold your frame and don't offer apologies to neon-haired fatties.