So I've been banging this plate for a while. She is a very attractive girl, about an 8. She's not on a contraceptive because she says it makes her sick, OK. And she's been begging me to come in her. Which I declined of course.

Then the other week she tells me she's no longer fertile because of her cycle and its alright to come in her, besides she'll take the morning after pill anyway. Fine, I have no reason not to believe her and great why not?

Well on Saturday, I get this message:-

http://imgur.com/iNJvwDM

But even more creepy its followed by this message:

"The first I've ever wanted a test To say positive"

WTF is this even legal? I can't actually fucking believe my eyes.

And she doesn't come across as mentally ill or anything, I'm fucking shocked!!