iPhone is the best phone because even though it's overpriced, has subpar tech compared to Samsung, and the battery drains rapidly, the iPhone wins bigly in the most important category: Perception with women.

GroundhogLiberator · 2017-10-09T16:02:39+00:00

Nice try, ghost of Steve Jobs

OCD_Orca · 2017-10-09T15:50:33+00:00

This is dumb because now you're doing an action with the sole intention of trying to get women. If I like Android more than iPhone, I'm going to stick with Android because I like it more. If it doesn't get me a second date, so fucking what?

If a woman doesn't want to fuck or see me again because I have an Android, she's not a woman I would want to be around anyway. I'll do what I want and like. My phone isn't going to get me women, it's going to be my money, body, and, most importantly, my attitude/drive towards life.

dr_warlock · 2017-10-09T17:55:31+00:00

If you're worrying about how a girl will perceive your phone model, you lost before you left the house.

SirKolbath · 2017-10-09T16:53:10+00:00

IPhone users strike me as the same sort of children who post things on Tinder like, "If you voted for Trump swipe left."

Funny thing is that they would call us superficial because we want to spend our time with a woman of HB 7+ and not with some fat, blue haired, unshaven-armpit feminist.

RP_78 · 2017-10-09T15:50:35+00:00

I live in Europe and here most people exchange messages exclusively with WhatsApp, so no difference between Android and iPhone at least when texting.

Anyway perceived luxury symbols are absolutely important when dealing with women, without any doubt.

scissor_me_timbers00 · 2017-10-09T15:45:26+00:00

Yeah I can totally see this. Stupid fucking superficial women making snap judgements because a guy has an android. They won't pass up a Chad due to this. But if you're a decent guy who has a shot, she may just write you off cuz you don't have the "cool" phone. Fucking females dude.

Red_Faust · 2017-10-09T15:53:25+00:00

I have an older galaxy S3 with a broken back case and I make a point of showing it up to girls, only after I've shown value and most times after I've already made out with her.

Why? Because I want to screen out golddiggers fast as hell, that's why. Ideally before they see my car (convertible) and my flat (huge).

Edit: also when they have an iPhone I tease then about me being a pragmatist, they being posh, let's quarrel about that and so on. Turn every situation into your advantage, be water my friend.

Edit 2: I just sent one of the articles above to one of my iPhone-wielding plates. For the lulz :D

Ruggero88 · 2017-10-09T15:36:09+00:00

women reject android guys. MGTOW is the only way.

max_peenor · 2017-10-09T17:10:25+00:00

Perception

So we are listening to what women say now?

blackCompass · 2017-10-09T17:11:59+00:00

What the f are some people smoking?

No seriously what the f are you smoking?

If you seriously think you need a fucking iphone that every fucking teen has through a contract then sorry pal but you have bigger issues to look for. If you spend time texting her and she is sending you imessage messages and she cares about not sending you x,y,z you are either too deep in the friendzone or trying to date a lamppost.

If you want to improve your image, buy a watch, a good looking one with sharp edges. Buy a phone that looks good and is half decent, points to oneplus (OPX is a great example imho). Have your shit together and buy a bloody cologne that doesn't stink.

If she cares bout imessages you are in the wrong zone.

JcHgvr · 2017-10-09T17:30:18+00:00

Sweet. So now pussy is going to run every aspect of my life. Even what phone I'm using.

Deciding what phone you use based on what she likes and not what you like you might as well walk around singing

Yo listen up, here's the story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue

ConsumingImpulse · 2017-10-09T21:25:55+00:00

Fuck iPhones. Fuck smartphones period actually, and the whole culture around them. It's an item of function, not a status symbol. I use a £10 Nokia POS and that's way more novel and likely to entertain some vapid whore for a few minutes as well as being a good conversation piece in general.

BillSander · 2017-10-09T17:20:18+00:00

So... next you are going to tell me only looks matter...

memphisjohn · 2017-10-09T17:42:21+00:00

"studies have found "

paid for by Apple's PR firm. Come on dude please try to wake up soon.

Mitchell78 · 2017-10-09T18:52:47+00:00

Apple uses technology from Samsung for their phones, Samsung makes a lot of money from that...

rattpack233 · 2017-10-09T19:19:15+00:00

never knew we allowed shitposts on this sub. be gone!

JamesSkepp · 2017-10-09T19:19:23+00:00

BP bullshit.

You're using status symbol instead offering something that can make the man valuable in the long term.

You might as well go full BB and be done with this sub, b/c that kind of advice doesn't belong here.

mwait · 2017-10-09T19:24:02+00:00

Sorry, but no.

I didn't even have a smart phone until 2013 and I have never had an issue getting laid.

Be attractive and you can rock an old Nokia.

sherlokt2 · Mon Oct 9 20:09:37 2017 UTC

didn't even read this lol but i'm thinking of switching to android i bought an iphone 7 this bitch has broken 3 times... every four months the problem happens again to where my pics crashes. and i have to wipe the phone by restoring to factory setting and then take 4 days uploading my 14k pics manually. and no one at apple knows fuck all there answer is always to restore

never will i buy an iphone again idk how this is redpilled realated though

mallardcove · 2017-10-09T16:19:22+00:00

I have a Samsung Galaxy Note 8... most expensive android phone on the market. I don't give a shit what women think. Women don't guide my actions or purchasing behaviors. This post is ridiculous.

THROWtothepolls · 2017-10-09T16:13:35+00:00

iPhone is the best phone because it simply works - I work in the tech industry and we're very 'anti-apple' for the most part; when it comes to iPhone's though, nothing is on the same level.

Do a geekbench.

If you moan about how "BUT ANDROID CAN BE CUSTOMIZED!! REEEEE"

Well then go Jailbreak your iPhone and see just how much more customisable an iPhone is compared to an Android.

The Galaxy S5 had an amazing camera, but it was so poorly optimized that it was buggy as fuck. The internals of a phone don't mean shit if the OS isn't optimized to handle it (This is why iPhone's from years back still run better than most modern-day androids, because iOS is optimized for fewer handhelds.)

Also, dat KPP in the iPhone. Nothing on Android comes close. (10-second KPP)

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