Midlife Crisis:

 

Gentleman, today, I would like to talk about the old midlife crisis.

 

You see,

I was once a blue pilled bitch, believed in love and then got hitched

My wife of course didn't motivate, I got fat and lazy second rate

Then one day a forum I found, and swallowed a pill and dropped some pounds

Lift I did, and career I smashed hard, but the misses got scared and played her card

 

"Are you going through some kind of mid life crisis?"

 

Yep about a month ago she asked me that. And I wish at the time I would have been witty enough to say what I should have. I should have said. Yes, that's exactly what I'm going through. Thing is, about life, that I think most people don't think about often enough is that you never know when its going to end. So numerically speaking (theoretically its possible) that every single day is your middle of life. Especially if you are living stoically. Since only now matters.

 

The reality is that as men, there should never be a day when we aren't aiming to get a better life.

  • Where we shouldn't be putting more money in our bank accounts.
  • Where we shouldn't be trying to dress better
  • Where we shouldn't be scoring hotter more quantified ass (read younger)
  • Where we shouldn't be eating better
  • Where we shouldn't be lifting
  • Where we should be creating
  • Where we shouldn't be improving our careers
  • Where we shouldn't be improving our social lives

 

And so on

 

It's so funny how women and society can take something so positive like fucking an 18 year old 10 in the back of your new sports car while looking the best you have in your whole life and try and make it negative. Gentleman fuck society, and it's time for you to own your mid life crisis every single day.

 

Carpe Fucking Diem.

Final thoughts:

Lift

Fuck Blue Pill Brainwashing

Smash 10's when possible

 

And of course:

AWALT ;)

 

-Tyranny